if you're a fat, boring, outta work, lazy, good for nuthin, deadbeat slob with uncontrollable gas and an exceptionally high sex drive, then please shoot me a line. Oh, you must be happily married with no intentions of leaving your wife. This is to ensure I'll be used and the relationship will go nowhere. Please make sure that every word that comes out of your mouth is a lie. It only enhances your other fine qualities. Operators are standing by. Please call now! [B][/B][COLOR deeppink][/COLOR] DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT THE "Questions & Answers" SECTION. YOU'LL LOVE IT!! IT'S AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU HAVE TIME ON YOUR HANDS. My idea person would not be over 4 feet tall, and not weigh under 350 lbs. He must have at least 300 pictures of his dick on his profile. Cumming and going. ALSO, I'M NOT HERE FOR ANY OF THAT "SEX" CRAP. IF I WANTED THAT, I'D HAVE JOINED ONE OF THOSE DAD-BLAME SEX SITES.

My Ideal Person On a serious note, I'm not looking for anything serious. Just some fun for as long as it lasts.

New pictures coming soon. They might be of me this time!.......

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
the kenosha kickers

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Spanking, Fisting, Needlepoint, Checkers

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
His income

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I AM a celebrity!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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