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Standards can get my bling here.
Posted:Apr 23, 2011 8:52 am
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2017 11:59 am
33285 Views

Standard members can get my bling here even if they can't see profiles. Scroll down to the numbers below the blings and just click on one of the number. Then you can click " take " for the bling that you want to take. You can get the newest ones then by clicking on the number one after you open one of the other pages.

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Bling. What do you like?
Posted:Jan 9, 2017 10:41 am
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2017 11:56 am
10327 Views

Many people collect bling on this site. I make bling of different kinds. What do you like to see?

Animated sex bling.


Animated text.


large text.


Pictures


Others?
Animated sex bling
Animated text
large text
Pictures
Others please tell me what other kinds you like.
7 Comments , 58 votes
The Creation of a Pussy.
Posted:Jun 27, 2011 12:33 pm
Last Updated:Sep 15, 2016 5:00 am
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The creation of a pussy.

Seven wise men, with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy, to their design.



First was a butcher, smart with wit,
using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.



Third was a tailer, tall and thin,
using red velvet, lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with fur from a fox, he lined it without.



Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish, and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher, whose name was mcgee,
touch it and blessed it, and said it could pee.



Last was a sailor, dirty little runt.
sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.
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Sexy Sayings
Posted:Jun 4, 2011 7:16 am
Last Updated:Oct 17, 2012 3:09 pm
29747 Views

. 1. When I was born, I was given a choice – A big dick or a good memory. I don’t remember what I chose. DUH

. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory..

. 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

. 4. Impotence: Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard feelings….’

. 5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men – ‘don’t’ and ’stop’, ….. unless they are used together.

. 6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

. 7. There are three stages of sex in a man’s life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

. 8. Virginity can be cured.

. 9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What’s an Australian kiss? ….. A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under. MY favorite.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole …. and she was happy with the Thing.

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life? ….. A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn’t.

16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? ….. A: Breasts don’t have eyes.

17. Despite the old saying, ‘Don’t take your troubles to bed’, many men still sleep with their wives!!
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Things not to say during sex.
Posted:Mar 27, 2011 5:31 am
Last Updated:Jun 25, 2013 5:21 pm
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I have to poop.

Smile for the camera.

Get off me, I'll do it myself.

This is your first time...right?

You're almost as good as my ex!

When is this supposed to feel good.

I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs?!

I was so horny tonight I would have taken a sheep home.

Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.

Hey! My friends were right! You are good!

On second thought, let's turn the lights off.

I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!

But everybody looks funny naked!

Do I have to pay for this?

No! You're too fat to be on top. You'd kill me!

Actually, your sister likes it like this.

What's your name again?

Hold on, let me change the channel.

It's nice being in bed with someone I don't have to inflate.

Uhhh..I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.

You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

You took so long I started without you.

Are you in yet?

Is that your thumb?
9 Comments
Using Bling
Posted:Jan 30, 2011 10:07 am
Last Updated:Mar 25, 2014 1:05 pm
32756 Views

Update: Men.Date - Gay Dating don't allow blings to be used as backgrounds any more. We just have to hope that they change their minds.

If you want to get bilng you can do it a few different ways. One is on home page. Go down the right side of the page and click on ' Get Bling '. Another way is on your profile page go down the right side of the page where it says Bling Manager and click on it. Then click on the a bling and it will take you to the bling makers profile. When you visit a bling makers profile like me or some of the other fine bling makers. Down on the right side of the page near the bottom you will see the bling. When you see one that you like click Take. Then you will see it on your profile page.

A bling can be used in many ways. You can use them to dress up your profile. First you would have to take a bling that you like. Then go to your account page to the part that says edit profile. Then click on edit colors. From there go down to background color to the part that says " or bling ID. Click on that and a pop up appears and click on the bling that you wish to use as your background. Then click on update colors. After that go to your profile page and look at your profile.

You can put them into the text of your profile by going to your basic profile page. Find out where you would like to place the bling and type . The part that says ID is the number of the bling. You can find the number on your bling manager page and below the bling is a set of numbers. Those are the bling ID numbers. If you wish to center the bling type [ center ] on both sides of of the Be sure to take out the spaces between the brackets and the word center.

This one is the first way.


This way is centered,


Another way you can use bling is in chat. This can be a fun way to use bling. In the Great Lakes room we use bling all the time. It is a good way to get a point across or to just have fun with.

You can place bling on you blogs the same way in the blog or on the Signature line. Also you can use bling in your emails to dress them up.

Some bling are larger than others. One way of seeing them in the correct size is by right clicking on the bling then clicking on View image. That was for firefox, for google chrome it says open image. Not sure about IE. Also if you click on the little number below the bling that tells how many has taken the bling the next page will show you the correct size of the bling.

A lot of people write me asking how to make picture bling. I learned how from the blog of a guy called Cutabs Bling Upload Method- updated It isn't easy setting up for the first one but once you do you will enjoy making them.

I do make them for people if they send me a picture of the one they want. Once I make it I will gift it to your bling manager.

For more information there are some groups about bling a few of them are Bling Nation Bling Enthusiasts Group and a Gallery for bling BLING GALLERY

11 Comments
Douchebag Awards
Posted:Nov 16, 2010 11:42 am
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2016 4:51 am
31199 Views



I am sure you ladies and men out there has received an email or been out with someone that could only be considered a douchebag. I will share with you an email that I received a few weeks ago. If you have any that you want to share please do so. I had some help with this blog from a women in the Great Lakes chat room. This guy wrote me and said.

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Frankly my dear who gives a sh*t about why you are here? and the purpose of your presence here is what to bless us desperate, weak ass human beings who allow or sex lives to torture us as we try to engage many and bang a few...I guess were are not fucking worthy of having such a superior human being in our midst here's an idea go to account and blog your ass off...what the fuck are you on a fuck site for..I bet you a marvelous mastrubator or is this your idea of seduction...lots of smart women here who make dumbass decisions if you're that bored use a vibrator, your hands and toys don't bother to return this missive...trust me I'm not worthy of anyone's contempt least of all on this site get over yourself ....fast

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Parts of his profile states:

***Patience is not a virtue when it comes to pleasure, its a waste of time***

***A great sex life is the combination of being selfish, good health and stupidity***

***the world doesn't revolve around you or your pubic triangle***

***P.S. anyone who has autoreply on this site is an idiot you're not that damn important***

***COUPLES most couples can't decide on what color to paint their house, how to raise or where to eat how the FUCK are you going to decide who you swing with you guys are about as real as a three dollar bill,***

***I don't mind pursuing you but if you think that it takes an Act of Congress or a Constitutional Amendment to have sex then we ain't talking***

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OHHH yeah.. a real winner there. The world may not revolve around our pubic triangle as it doesn't revolve around anyone's penis.. but SEX DOES.. and if you act like this.. YOU GET NO P*SSY!!! rofl

HE may not give a sh*t about why we are here..but WE don't give a sh*t about guys like this. I wouldn't insult the male gender by including him in it. So childish and immature because HE can't have you.. THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!

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