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Chaotix Theory
 
This is just a place to unload whatever I have to unload...natch?
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Posted:Apr 14, 2014 6:59 pm
Last Updated:Apr 14, 2014 7:17 pm
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Just curious...does anyone still look at these fucking things? Way back in the good/bad old times when I was active around here the blogs were all the rage. I still see a couple of the same old names here and there, but it doesn't seem all that busy anymore. Of course I plan to fade on back into obscurity after I'm done typing this, but I guess it is what it is. See you raunchy fuckers on the flip.
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RE Earthquake
Posted:Aug 23, 2011 11:43 am
Last Updated:Sep 19, 2011 7:05 pm
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Sorry everybody, I was just gettin' my mac on. Didn't mean to cause such a fuss.
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Devil's Plaything
Posted:May 10, 2011 7:13 pm
Last Updated:Sep 19, 2011 7:04 pm
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Love is a flame
A devil's thing
A violent storm
About to be born
Just look in these eyes
See all the lies
All the things you see
You cannot deny

And this flame
That burns inside
If you get too close
Burn you alive
Just look in these eyes
And see if they lie
All these words I speak
You cannot deny

Got a light
Shines on me
Gentle light
It will never be
See the flame
In my hand
If you're playing with fire
You're playing in Hell

Devil's plaything
In my hands
If you don't want pain
You don't understand
Got a light
Shines on me
If you want to touch flames
Come unto me

Got a flame
Burns inside
If you don't want to burn
Just walk on by
And the pain
You're feeling now
Is nothing compared
To the pleasures I hide

Devil's plaything
In my hands
If you don't want pain
You don't understand
Got a light
Shines on me
If you want to touch flames
Come unto me

Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Got a flame
In my hand
If you don't want a fire
Step out of my light
Walk on by
Just look away
'Cause if you're on my path
You're better off dead

Devil's plaything
In my hands
If you don't want pain
You don't understand
Got a light
Shines on me
If you want to touch flames
Then Come unto me

Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh

Danzig

Just a couple more days! Fuck and yes!
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The Greatest of Them All*
Posted:Apr 9, 2011 6:01 pm
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2014 5:19 am
3324 Views

I figured that it is my patriotic duty as an American to pass this along, in hopes that it will change any of my one (occasionally two) readers lives as it has changed mine. It should be known by all that April is National Grilled Cheese Month. Please carry the spirit of this special time in your heart(s) as I do mine, and anything with grilled bread, butter and cheese can be yours as it is mine.

*Only to be surpassed by Denny's celebration of Baconalia.

This public service announcement has been brought to you today by your favorite cunning linguist, and the letters "F" and "U." And by the number 69. And, um...shit, I dunno. I'm out of alphabet and number related entendres.
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Liquor and Whores
Posted:Mar 11, 2011 5:41 pm
Last Updated:Apr 22, 2015 7:32 pm
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Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna
Liquor and whores

I went down
Drinkin' at the Legion
I met a girl she was nice
She was pretty and pleasing

She said "Hey boy
We should do some marrying"
I said "Sure but before we do
There's something that you should know"

I like
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna
Liquor and whores

Then one night down at the legion
She walked in, I was drunk on gin
Dancin' with a lady friend
She said "Hey boy, You'd better fly the fuck home"
I said "No, cause five little words I coulda
Swore I said to you"

I like
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna
Liquor and whores

I like
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope
And Mustard
And Bologna
I like liquor and whores

Bubbles from The Trailer Park Boys

Who knew Canadians could be so awesome?
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YES...
Posted:Mar 4, 2011 7:31 pm
Last Updated:Oct 2, 2016 9:13 am
3524 Views
Danzig tickets are MINE!

Why are all my posts these days music related? Fuck if I know. Just so happens that's what it is. Fuck it.

Fuck and Yes, bitches! May 13th can't get here soon enough!
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Outta Town
Posted:Feb 17, 2011 6:25 pm
Last Updated:Apr 22, 2015 7:34 pm
3546 Views

Yay Flogging Molly in Norfolk tomorrow night Yay

And

Oh yes, there will be booty.

Yay

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Best. Song. EVER.
Posted:Feb 12, 2011 6:50 pm
Last Updated:Nov 13, 2013 7:47 pm
3587 Views
I don't wanna meet your mom and dad,
Unless you let me fuck your mom and dress your dad in drag.

Let's fuck!
Let's fuck!
Let's fuck!
Let's Fuck!

Bitch-slap you slut and I don't care
And when I'm done I'll kick your fucking ass down the stairs.

Let's fuck!
Let's fuck!
Let's fuck!
Let's fuck!

And I don't need a warm and cozy place,
'Cause when I'm done I'll break a fucking bottle on your face!

Let's fuck!
Let's fuck!
Let's fuck!
Let's fuck!

Let's fuck! (Oh, he's bad).
Let's fuck! (Oh, yes I want it).
Let's fuck! (Oh, yeah).
Let's fuck! (Ohhhhh)

Let's fuck you fucking .
Let's fuck you fucking .
Let's fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck some more!

Let's fuck!
Let's fuck!
Let's fuck!
Let's fuck!

Let's fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

I wanna fuck!

Ahh well...it sounds better than it looks.
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'allo!
Posted:May 30, 2010 4:26 pm
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2010 10:54 am
3297 Views
SO...its been a while since I've been on here. Or, well, had an open profile on here. Whatever. Not sure I'm gonna stay here, either, but...things have been kinda slow lately so I'm exploring all muh options. Met a girl here several years ago, and things were great. Amazing, even. Until they weren't. That's a long story and really of no interest to anyone. I have blogs on other sites here and there, but this one was always a bit different...got to say things I couldn't really share with my actual friends, and I've missed that. So, maybe I'll stick around a bit and see how things go.

Peace, bitches!!!
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