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Posted:Jul 18, 2017 10:05 pm
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2017 4:45 pm

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My middle school legacy
Posted:Dec 31, 2017 4:45 pm
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2017 5:11 pm

I rode past one of my old middle schools and I witnessed something that made me smile. There were kids waiting for a bus at a gas station, a second stop and a church not to far away. This wasn't the case when I was a student there. When I went there everyone waited for the bus at the bus stop right in front of the school. Kids who took public transportation were given cool points compared to the kids getting picked up by their mom. So everyone wanted to be seen getting on the bus and those who didn't take the bus would hang out there to get some adjacent cool points and socialize.

I hated standing at that bus stop. I truly hated it. I hated the crowd of kids, I hated overhearing the middle school drama of who's going out with who, Who got fingered by who. The guys fighting. The girls tearing each other down socially. The cliques and the wannabe gangstas. I couldn't deal. This was my 20th middle school and I was over the chaos that these prepubescent idiots made. I just dealt with it for about a month until one day I just started walking away until I found a bus stop a few streets away. It was right in front of a small church which there are tons of in Detroit. For the first time in a long time I had some peace and quiet.

My peace only lasted for a couple of months because out of the blue one day while I was walking to my peaceful church bus stop. There was two other kids there. Then 10, then 30. My peace was gone. So I kept walking until I came across another bus stop. The same thing happened until I'm overrun again. But instead of me walking to find another bus stop something happened. The cool kids had the same idea and walked all the way to the first bus stop on the line which was not too far away in front of a gas station. The new way to get cool points was to skip last period go to the mall which was about a 20-30 minute walk from the school. Grab something at the food court come back to the gas station grab a snapple because it was the 90's and wait for the bus.

I never skipped last period but I did make it to the gas station and couple of times. Even though I didn't hang out with the cool kids crew they were cool to me. I guess I earned enough cool points being the first kid on the bus for months to get some respect. I had two good conversations with the best basketball player in school and hishot as balls girlfriend but the gas station was quickly overrun too. It wasn't my scene anyway.

My days as the first kid on the bus where over but that was never my goal. I just wanted some peace and quiet. Over the next couple of weeks a new hierarchy is born. The cool kids and kids who have earned their respect that want to be seen and someday will be the cool kids skip last period and are at the gas station. The next bus stop is overrun with the wannabe cool kids and kids who really want a good seat on the bus. And the general population and kids who like drama take the bus stop in front of the school but the bus stop in front of the church was deserted. It wasn't the cool place to be, it wasn't a place you could get a good seat because there was two other stops with 30 or more kids already there. There was no drama. It was back to being my peaceful place. For the rest of my time there. I had it all to myself for the most part. One or two kids would wait for the bus there but only for a day until they found out the gas station or other stops were livelier. And that's was great for me.

That brings me to 2017. 20 years have passed and I'm riding down the same street. That my old middle school is located. I roll past gas station. It still has kids eating mall food court food and drinking gas station drinks. I roll past the the next stop and there's a crowd of kids talking and waiting for the bus. I roll pass my quiet church and there's two kids standing out in front and I can't stop the smile. Something that I helped to create has been passed down for 20 years and my quiet place is a quiet place for some other kid.
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I keep forgetting that I'm multi orgasmic
Posted:Dec 22, 2017 9:43 pm
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2017 9:52 pm

My boss is a huge flirt. Ever lady that walks near him is going to gets hit on. It usually gets a smile or a whatever response but ever so often he runs into another huge flirt and they have a flirting contest to see who backs down first. Well today there was a flirting contest buy no wanted to back down so it turned from flirtatious to explicit. He was saying I'm going to fuck you all night if you keep talking like this and she responded with A lot of guys say they can fuck all night but I'll test your stamina. It finally ended in a draw. Of course after something unexpected happens every wanted to diuss what just happened and how crazy it was. Every except for me that is. As a virgin I don't have anything to contribute to sex talk and as a human being I don't give a fuck about diussing something that I just witnessed. Acknowledge and move on. Why the by ? Those may be connected but my boss noticed that I was just going about my business and not joining the group so he decided to include me. Asking, how many times would I cum on her if she asked me to fuck her all night? I answered absentmindedly, 12 times. He freaked. 12! That's crazy! You should Genesis book of world records! They took it as a joke of course but I was actually being hst and conservative.

I mentid that I'm multi orgasmic many times on this blog. Actually too many times. It's almost become a humble brag until you realize that I'm still a virgin and then it becomes really sad picturing a a guy cumming multiple times all over his thighs his entire life but I forget that this isn't a normal skill to possess. Of course 12 times doesn't seem crazy to me when I have hours to work with when cumming times in 20 minutes is my standard masturbation session. My record is 7 times in 1 hour 20 and I stopped because of mental fatigue not physical. I still had a brs when I stopped but there's only so much a man can take before he shame overtakes the pleasure. Then your just sitting there in your own filth thinking to yourself. Really dude? Why are you doing this. Look at yourself. People fought for your freedom and this is what you're doing with your life. Really dude?REALLY?

Sorry about that. Got off track...So...moral of the story...? Don't tell people you can cum and keep a br? I guess?
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My procrastination cost me thousands of dollars
Posted:Dec 13, 2017 2:10 am
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2017 5:12 pm

For years now I have been meaning to buy bitcoin. Back when it was worthless I heard about it and thought crypto currency was the future after I began studying economics and realized that the boom and bust cycles of the US economy was because of the federal reserve mucking with the interest rates and bitcoin seemed like a way to have a stable from of money when all the debt this country has needs to be paid. Although back then getting a bitcoin wallet was an ordeal not like today when it literally takes two minutes. So I pushed it off. Later bitcoin started to get some traction. The vaule was about 200 dollars each and bitcoin and a bitcoin ATM was put in just down the street from my work. I just thought bitcoin is volatile I'll wait until it goes down because 200 is a little pricey. Well that 200 dollar investment could be worth 65 thousand dollars right now. And I missed my shot because everyone is trying to catch this wave and get rich quick. Story of my life.
A sexual assault helped me gain insight on female sexuality
Posted:Dec 6, 2017 3:58 am
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2017 2:06 pm

This is not a joke or clickbait. I really gained some insight and understanding into the female experience from watching a porn gone wrong. Let me explain I am a subscriber of a young woman on Pornhub who makes homemade porn and this young woman was fliming a one night stand with a guy. Which she does a lot. It did not go well. Halfway through this guy gets super aggressive. Then violent. He starts hitting and choking her. And not love taps legit smacks and violent chokes.He hits her so hard she drops the camera and you can hear her saying things like please stop and you're hurting me but he tells her to shut the fuck up and keeps going. At this point this is no longer porn, this is evidence in a sexual assault. It passed me off and made me sick but there was nothing I could do. So I just reported it to pornhub and logged out to collect myself.

Like how could someone do that to another human being? How could someone think that this is okay? But the strange thing was this was posted by her on her pornhub channel. It only had a description saying daddy got aggressive and there was nothing I could do but do what he says. I'm paraphrasing but the tone was flirtatious. Which really got me to realise something that is so obvious that I totally miss it. Men are bigger and stronger than women.

It seems like a no duh thing but I never thought about the implications of that in the sexual arena. Shit could go sideways at any moment and there's nothing you can do about it. As a guy I never view sex as a possible violation or the end of my life. It never occurred to me that every sexual experience is a risk for women. I guess I was a slave to my own perspective. I'm not a total idiot I knew it intellectually but never really got it until now. For me the idea of sex isn't potentially dangerous it's a enjoyable experience with no reason to be cautious other than for contracting an STI or pregnancy which is easily prevented so it's full speed ahead.

There is another element of female sexuality that this made me realize. Women like walking the razors edge sexually. This woman took it to the extreme. Putting herself in harm's way hundreds of times with hundreds of guys before this with no incidents but she was clearly addicted to the rush of no knowing if things were going to go off the rails and pushing her limits but I can't tell you how many women want to lose control sexually. Walking the razors edge of trust and chaos. They don't want to fall off the edge but want to find out how close they can get. No woman I know wants a sexual experience that doesn't have take element of danger. It's a huge part of the experience. Or I could be off again.
What do women do their points?
Posted:Dec 6, 2017 1:43 am
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2018 9:51 pm

I have been aimlessly wandering around this site because my creativity has been failing me lately and a question hit me. What do women use their points for? As a guy it's hard to earn points because the limits on how many you can earn unless you answer emails which we get very few of. Well...let me speak for myself. I don't get many messages. I may have received 8 my whole time on this site but women get tons of messages. So it's not hard at all to have a shit ton. I spend my points in viewing and emailing various women in my area but women don't need to spend them for that. Their milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard naturally. Dated references aside, What do women use them for? You can only buy some many vibrators and bondage kits. Do they save them up and redeem them for cash? Or do they just sit there mocking them?
My weird sex dream
Posted:Dec 2, 2017 12:56 am
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2017 3:49 am

Okay, so I had this weird dream last night. Which is rare for me. Usually I don't dream but when I do I have this recurring dream of waiting for a bus...that's it just waiting for a bus. Nothing happens. The bus never shows up. No traffic, no one around me. Just me a bus stop waiting but last night was different. I had a didn't dream about waiting for a bus. I dreamt about sexy times.

I was walking through the halls of some sort of building it reminded me of a school and there was arrows on the ground spray painted in black with sayings underneath every couple of yards. The saying we're vague like this way too fun and you're getting close. Weird vague saying like that. So I'm following these arrows until I come to two doors. Like a fire exit door. As soon as I push on the doors they fly open to reveal a women blowing a guy while getting fucked on a stage but not like a theater stage more like a slightly raised platform. I quickly shut the doors and process what I just witnessed. After a couple of minutes I gather up myself and head back in. After I'm inside I realized that this is a live sex show and there are metal folding chairs set up and there is an audience of about 10 guys in the audience but the room is set up for many more so there's a lot of empty seats. I grab one and enjoy the show. She is getting gang banged by three guys at this point. After a while I look around the room and some guys are jacking off some guys are recording the show on their phones I just remember thinking how strange this was.

Before I could process my thoughts I hear clapping. I look up and the guys are gone and there's just a naked woman onstage soaking in the applause from the crowd. She takes a couple of bows then heads into the audience to show her appreciation by having a quicky with ever guy who was in the audience. She rides them for a couple of seconds then moves on to the next guy. When she gets to me I remember thinking that I really don't want to have sex with this woman but before I can blink my pants are off and she's riding me. While riding me she whispers that I have a great cock and continues to have sex with me. Past the couple of seconds the other guys got. In fact we had sex for what seems like 45 minutes in my dream hours in actual time. She forgets about the other guys and solely focuses on me as well go through various positions. I cum then she leaves.

I have had 3 sex dreams before this one but this one was the most graphic and the least sensational. Not as in great but as in feeling. My other sex dreams I was in a state of arousal and I could feel the caressing of skin. I obviously couldn't feel the actual pussy on my dick because I have no frame of reference but I did feel the pressure you get from touching and being touched by another human being in this heighten state but in this is felt nothing. Although maybe the earlier dreams were just a fluke and you're not supposed to feel anything in a sex dream. I obviously don't know how these things are supposed to work.
When masturbation has lost its fun you're fucking breaking
Posted:Nov 17, 2017 2:45 am
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2017 1:36 am

Have you ever heard a song and thought to yourself "Oh My God!!! This is the best song ever" But after hearing it over and over and over thought "Oh My God!!! If I hear that song ONE more time, Everybody dies. I'm going to kill myself, the cats, the children, all wild life and vegetation within my vicinity...everybody dies!" Well that's how I feel about masturbation.

I think I've jerked off every way possible. Except for fucking a fruit. I grew up broke and that just seems like a waste of money and food. You don't waste food. Starving Africans would love to have the food I'm putting my dick in. Other than that I've done every conceivable way possible to rub one out. I've taken time off and absence doesn't make the hard on fonder. It's like seeing a old friend that owes you money. Awkward with a tinge of resentment. Don't get me wrong it still feels good but it's basic maintenence at this point. I don't enjoy it. My jack session is less aromatherapy candles with Sadé's smooth operator playing in the background while I enjoy some "me time" and more attempting to quickly finnish while trying to figure out if the women getting gang banged has a C section scar or if it's bad lighting so I can stop the annoying feeling of being horny.

There's really no way of spicing up masturbation for guys. Except with toys like a fleshlight which are expensive and don't make the experience better. Well they don't for me but some guys swear by them. Maybe it's because I'm multi orgasmic and I don't have one giant orgasm or maybe it's because I'm not getting turned on enough because of the repetition of 20 plus years of masturbation being my only sexual release but this is not fun.
Why are Disney guy's so terrible?
Posted:Nov 16, 2017 5:27 am
Last Updated:Nov 16, 2017 10:10 pm

Hell hath no fury like a Disney fan scorned but I know I'm right on this one. It's obvious that most Disney's leading follow a pattern of a terrible people who meet girl she brings out his inner goodness and they get together. There is a blaring lack of good guys in Disney movies. And if they're not a bad boy they usually don't get the girl.

If you look a it there have only been 13 leading male characters that were good decent guys. And by good decent male characters I mean that they don't have a obviously problematic personality flaw, make honorable decisions and are generally kind human beings.The guys are Mike and Sully from monsters inc., Pongo from 101 dalmatians, Hercules from Hercules, Bernard from the rescuers, Woody from toy story, Simba from the lion king, Kristof from frozen, Li Shang from Mulan, Quasimodo from the hunchback of Notre Dame, Marlin from finding Nemo, Flik from a bug's life Tarzan from Tarzan.

Mike and Sully did not have a romantic story line. In fact being a good friend to Sully almost lead to the end of Mike's relationship. Marlin got no action, Neither did Flik, Pongo didn't have a romantic storyline but remained a devoted partner no matter the situation. Woody did not have a romantic storyline either but did have a flirtatious relationship with Bo. Bernard another non romantic storyline I'm the first movie but married the girl in the second movie which came out of nowhere because there was no romantic undertones in the first movie. That only leaves 6 good guys with a chance at a loving relationship. Simba got the girl, Quasimodo didn't even get a date, Kristof got a date and a kiss, Li Shang I think got a date? There was no formal acknowledgement but it is implied. Tarzan got the girl, So did Hercules but Meg did set him up to be murdered after he saved her from a monster. You got to forgive I guess?

Compare that success rate to the Disney Prince's. Going back to the beginning. They were all handsome, brave and shallow. The only reason Prince Phillip wanted Snow Aurora was because she was the fairest of them all. This goes from Prince Florian in snow white to Prince Charming in Cinderella, Prince Phillip and finally ended after Prince Eric in the little mermaid. Who by the way was first seen partying on a military ship. Which means he was at least of military age of 21.That would be fine if Ariel hadn't just turned 16.

After that era ended a new one started with Aladdin who was the first of the assholes with the heart of gold. Aladdin is selfish, manipulative, a chronic liar and a theft. Prince Adam aka the beast was next with his explosive temper and violent out busts who kidnaps a women and her father. Belle is a garbage human being too but that's a different subject. Then there John Smith from pocahontas, he is a tricky one because he did start off racist by singing about killing Ingens. His words not mine and he kind of got the girl but not really so it's a wash. The era of the asshole with a heart of gold ends with Flynn Ryder from tangled. She Aladdin. Then comes that are of selfish guys like Mr. Incredible from the Incredibles, Lightning McQueen from cars, Ralph from wreck it Ralph, and the king of all of them Prince Naveem from the princess and the frog We are now in the era of girl power where the guy is non existent like in Moana and Brave, or inside out totally. Which is fine. Not all movies need a romantic storyline but there seems to be an real lack of male/ female romantic relationships in Disney movies.

I know I'm missing a lot of characters so I'm just going to throw some out their. Robin hood, see Aladdin. Peter Pan, selfish and violent. Remini, Arrogant and selfish. Ok I'm done messing with our Disney overlords.
Are men better a spotting assholes or are women willing to take the risk?
Posted:Nov 13, 2017 9:27 pm
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2017 1:38 am

So I have this female friend who is breaking up with her husband of a year and a half because he cheated and they have only been a couple for 3 years. It's not the first time he cheated but he seems to be on his way out this time...Maybe. Here's the thing about this guy...He's a giant penis. Just a Huge Dick! He treats people like their beneath him and is verbally abusive to everyone and is so inflexible that if everything doesn't go exactly how he wants it when he wants it he will start a fight with anyone who is around. Either his wife or a waiter or a coworker. I've almost came to blows with him on two different occasions. But even back when we first met him and he was on his best behavior all of the ladies thought he was charming, handsome, a real catch. While all the guys had a weird feeling about him. Like something was off about him. And we told her to watch this dude but she ignored us and jumped head first in this relationship without a second thought.

I wonder if it's a lack of seeing the red flags or if women are hopeful that they can change a asshole into a devoted partner through the power of their love like a Disney movie (More on that subject in a different post...Spolier, Most Disney leading men are garage human beings). Or maybe it's a combination of the two. I have no idea what goes through the female brain. Or maybe it's a possibility that guy have a better radar for spotting assholes. Because every male you meet as a guy you size him up. Friend or Foe, If you can't read a guy you put up your defenses and and investigate and if he then gives you friendly signs you adjust. So guys have a huge backlog of data when it comes to judging other guys. So if a guy is giving of friend vibe but it's not adding up to all the experiences of friendly behavior from your backlog your defenses go up. Something's not adding up, I don't trust this guy. Or it just could be a dumb idea.
Squirt experiment for the ladies
Posted:Nov 8, 2017 4:47 am
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2017 1:39 am

Let's talk about squirting. If you're not familiar it's when fluid comes out of a woman's vagina when she comes and no one knows what it is and how it works. There's are two camps the "It's pee" camp and the "Female ejaculation" camp. The pee camp says look It's almost exactly the same composition of pee. IT'S FUCKING PEE! The female ejaculation camp responds with "We asked women to pee then used ultrasound to check if it was gone."IT'S NOT FUCKING PEE!" Either way squirting is kind of seen as a thing that only a few women can do whether they like it or not but what if it took a little bit of work but most women could do it?

I have this theory that squirting comes from the skene's gland...well it's not an original theory it's been theorized before because we know that the skene's gland produces fluid that pushes into the urethra and it has the ability to produce a lot of fluid. My original thought is that the location of the clit is what makes squirting seem rare. The clit isn't just a little nub that you rub to get off. There is an entire network that can be stimulated as far back as the anus depending on the individual women's clitoral network size. My theory is that women who can squirt have a part of their cLet's talk about squirting. If you're not familiar it's when fluid comes out of a woman's vagina when she comes and no one knows what it is and how it works. There's are two camps the "It's pee" camp and the "Female ejaculation" camp. The pee camp says look It's almost exactly the same composition of pee. IT'S FUCKING PEE! The female ejaculation camp responds with "We asked women to pee then used ultrasound to check if it was gone."IT'S NOT FUCKING PEE!" Either way squirting is kind of seen as a thing that only a few women can do whether they like it or not but what if it took a little bit of work but most women could do it?

I have this theory that squirting comes from the skene's gland...well it's not an original theory it's been theorized before because we know that the skene's gland produces fluid that pushes into the urethra and it has the ability to produce a lot of fluid. My original thought is that the location of the clit is what makes squirting seem rare. The clit isn't just a little nub that you rub to get off. There is an entire network that can be stimulated as far back as the anus depending on the individual women's clitoral network size. My theory is that women who can squirt have a part of their clitoral network close to the skene's gland. Enough to directly or indirectly stimulate the gland causing it to do what it does. Filing the urethra with fluid and having the orgasm push the fluid out. If my theory is right then that means that most women can squirt if they stimulate their clit and the skene's gland.

Ladies, I need your help. I need to test this theory but I'm ill-equipped. I don't have a skene's gland or a clitoral network nor do I know anyone who will let me experiment on them. So I need you to donate an orgasm for science. Stimulate your skene's gland and clit and get back to me. If you squirt then I maybe on to something. If it can be repeated then have cracked the squirting mystery.

Now the fun part. For those who would like to take part in this experiment. You will need a vibrator, lubrication, a positive attitude and or a partner. First get turned on. So do what you need to. Once turned on start to use the vibrator on the clit. Once you're about 60-70% close to orgasm use your fingers or your partner's fingers to stimulate the skene's gland by putting two fingers inside and pulling up firmly in a pulsing rhythm. Try to keep the rhythm while pulsing and keep the vibe on the clit until you cum. You should squirt if I'm right.
Done with sex research
Posted:Nov 5, 2017 3:59 am
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2017 10:28 pm

I channel my sexual energy into researching and learning about sexual techniques. It's not the most effective way of dealing with sexual frustration but it works for me...Well it use too. I've seem to have found the limit of knowledge. There are only so many erogenous zones and ways to stimulate them that work for generally speaking for all women. I have reached as far as I can with general knowledge and the only thing left is to find out what works on a specific individual and considering my tract record that's going to be impossible.

I realized that I didn't have anything new to learn after watching 3 straight videos on how to each pussy and I actually knew everything they were going to say before they said it and I noticed how they could impove their techniques. Like when they used their fingers I noticed that they didn't press down or didn't use the "come hither" motion when going for good spot stimulation making it harder for the women to have a combo orgasm.

It was a sad realization but what do I do with all this useless knowledge?
I have so many questions for women on this site
Posted:Nov 5, 2017 3:14 am
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2017 1:37 am

I think it's safe to say that everyone joined this site for sexual experiences and there's more men on this site because it's harder for us to find a partner and we have much higher sex drives than the average women. But I don't understand why straight women are on this site the more I think about it. Other than the opportunity to explore a bi sexual experience or meet a new sexual partner outside of their normal social circle why are women here and why do women stay? I guess the big question is what are they looking for?

Are they all looking for the prince charming in the jizz covered haystack? Or a good fuck with good guy? And what do they consider a good guy? Also with the overwhelming majority being male are they picky because they have so many more options than then men on this site or I'm I just so damn unattractive that I don't get invited to the fuckfest? So many questions that I will never get the answers to.

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