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Should I keep moisturizing my dick and balls ?
Posted:Jan 9, 2017 6:47 pm
Last Updated:Jan 13, 2017 4:50 am
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Last time I checked I was black and when you're black you can't hide dry skin. You just look like you've been baking cakes all day naked. So it's important to moisturize. That being said there's a part of me that I feel weird about putting lotion on. You guessed it. It's my dick and balls. On one hand it's just skin and needs to be taken care of but on the other hand it just seems wrong. I don't have a ashy dick or anything but I'm trying to keep my dick and balls handsome for as long as I can so I moisturize from time to time.

I just want to know is it weird that lotion my dick and balls? I don't have any sex so there's no risk of fucking up some poor girls PH but it still seems like I'm not doing the right thing.
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My INTP personality and lots of tit pics
Posted:Jan 8, 2017 4:27 am
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2017 7:02 pm
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I said that my blog posts going to get dumber. So I'm going to post random spectacular tit pics at the end of this. You got to take baby steps. Feel free to ignore the bulk of the post and just enjoy the pics.

On this site there's a personality quiz which said that I was a INTP and I didn't know what that meant so I looked into it and I have to say it was pretty spot on. It almost described my personality perfectly. I copied and detailed description of the INTP personality person as they interact with others from a website to give a better understanding..


INTP Relationships

INTPs live rich worlds inside their minds, which are full of imagination and excitement. Consequently, they sometimes find the external world pales in comparison. This may result in a lack of motivation to form and maintain relationships. INTPs are not likely to have a very large circle of significant relationships in their lives. They're much more likely to have a few very close relationships, which they hold in great esteem and with great affection. Since the INTP's primary focus and attention is turned inwards, aimed towards seeking clarity from abstract ideas, they are not naturally tuned into others' emotional feelings and needs. They tend to be difficult to get to know well, and hold back parts of themselves until the other person has proven themselves "worthy" of hearing the INTP's thoughts. Holding Knowledge and Brain Power above all else in importance, the INTP will choose to be around people who they consider to be intelligent. Once the INTP has committed themself to a relationship, they tend to be very faithful and loyal, and form affectionate attachments which are pure and straight-forward. The INTP has no interest or understanding of game-playing with regards to relationships. However, if something happens which the INTP considers irreconciliable, they will leave the relationship and not look back.

INTP Strengths

They feel love and affection for those close to them which is almost childlike in its purity

Generally laid-back and easy-going, willing to defer to their mates

Approach things which interest them very enthusiastically

Richly imaginative and creative

Do not feel personally threatened by conflict or criticism
Usually are not demanding, with simple daily needs

INTP Weaknesses

Not naturally in tune with others' feelings; slow to respond to emotional needs

Not naturally good at expressing their own feelings and emotions

Tend to be suspicious and distrusting of others

Not usually good at practical matters, such as money management, unless their work involves these concerns

They have difficulty leaving bad relationships

Tend to "blow off" conflict situations by ignoring them, or else they "blow up" in heated anger

INTPs as Lovers

INTPs approach their intimate relationships quite seriously - as they approach most things in life. They take their vows and commitments seriously, and are usually faithful and loyal. They are usually pretty easy to live with and be around, because they have simple daily needs and are not overly demanding of their partners in almost any respect. While the INTP's internal life is highly theoretical and complex, their external life in comparison is usually quite simple. They like to keep the complexities of their external world to a minimum, so that they can focus their brain power on working through their theories internally. This makes them very straight-forward, honest lovers, with a love that is quite pure in its simple, uncomplicated nature.

Although they choose to keep things straight-forward in their relationships, this does not mean that the INTP is lacking in depth of feeling or passion. The INTP is very creative person, who has vivid imaginations. They can be very excitable and passionate about their love relationships. Sometimes, they have a problem reconciling the exciting visions of their internal worlds with the actuality of their external circumstances.

Sexually, the INTP usually approaches intimacy with enthusiasm and excitement. Some INTPs play down entirely the need for sexual relations in their lives, but most use their rich imaginations and -like enthusiasm to make the most of the moment. The INTP will usually be experiencing the moment with vivid intensity inside their own minds, although this may or may not be apparent to their partner.

The largest area of potential strife in an INTP's intimate relationship is their slowness in understanding and meeting their partner's emotional needs. The INTP may be extremely dedicated to the relationship, and deeply in love with their partner, but may have no understanding of their mate's emotional life, and may not express their own feelings often or well. When the INTP does express themselves, it's likely to be in their own way at their own time, rather than in response to their partner's needs. If this is an issue which has caused serious problems in a relationship, the INTP should work on becoming more aware of their partner's feelings, and their partner should work on not requiring explicit positive affirmation to feel loved by the INTP.

INTPs do not like to deal with messy complications, such as interpersonal conflict, and so they may fall into the habit of ignoring conflict when it occurs. If they feel they must face the conflict, they're likely to approach it from an analytical perspective. This may aggravate the conflict situation, if their partner simply wants to feel that they are supported and loved. Most people (and especially those with the Feeling preference) simply want to be encouraged, affirmed and supported when they are upset. The INTP should practice meeting these needs in conflict situations.

Although two well-developed individuals of any type can enjoy a healthy relationship, the INTP's natural partner is the ENTJ, or the ESTJ. The INTP's dominant function of Introverted Thinking is best matched with a partner whose personality is dominated by Extraverted Thinking. The INTP/ENTJ match is ideal, because these types shared Intuition as a common way of perceiving the world, but INTP/ESTJ is also a good match.

INTPs as Friends

INTPs are likely to have friends who share their interests and pursuits. Since the INTP loves theories, ideas, and concepts, they are not likely to have much patience or understanding for people with the Sensing preference, who are not usually comfortable with abstract conceptualizing.

That being over. Here's what you came for. TITS, TITS, TITS, BOUNCY, BIG , JUICY TITS!!!!







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The Death of the life and times of Zero Mega
Posted:Jan 6, 2017 8:24 am
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2017 6:47 pm
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Have you ever been so confused it made you viscerally physically uncomfortable? That's how I feel about trying to get a woman to consider me a sexual option. When I was younger I tried to impress. It didn't work. I got older and then I tried just being myself and it didn't work. Then I started studying women so I could figure out what they wanted and I noticed that I already had the traits that they look for in a partner. So I played up those traits. Women love intelligence so I played up being the smartest guy in the room. Women love funny guys so I played up all my sense of humor. I have a killer joke about a dead racoon. Women love honesty and I never lie. Women love loyalty, tact, creativity, generosity, kindness all of these I have in spades. The only traits I don't have is confidence and I know that's a big one but I was a hail Mary . Born to parents who really didn't want me and moved over 50 times and attended 23 different schools so I never got the opportunity to build any. Not a excuse I know but it is a explanation but no one cares about explanations. You either have it or you don't and I just don't have it.

That being said I think my good traits would be enough to get me a opportunity to meet someone but no. Especially when I see guys who are toxic getting women. Quick story. I had the biggest crush on this girl. She had a boyfriend but he would cheat on her openly and he dumped her because she was in his words too fat. So I asked her out. She said yes but flaked. Her reason was because she wanted to get back with her boyfriend and didn't want to do anything to hurt that. That story would just be a story of a fucked up girl trying to get a guy that doesn't want her if it was a one time thing but it keeps happening to me in various forms. And if something keeps happening you got to look at the common denominator.

Maybe I should stop being me and be more like the toxic guys. I've literally tired everything else. What do I have to lose? I'm going to start being more toxic for now on. I'm going to start by changing my blog. This is the last confessional blog I'm going to write her. There's going to be a lot more ass and tits and a lot less introverted self critical analysis. I'm going to dumb it down a lot. Like a drunk frat boy. I'm going to judge tits and ass and where I would cum on said tits and ass. The life and times of Zero Mega is dead. It might not feel right but what has felt right to me hasn't worked. I'm going to try some wrong.
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The Death of the Nipple Revolution and it's Dali Lama
Posted:Jan 4, 2017 10:09 pm
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2017 6:57 pm
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Anyone who has read my blog knows that I do quite a bit of research on sex and sexuality but nothing caught my fancy while researching like the n-spot orgasm. If you're not familiar and most people aren't the n-spot orgasm is a orgasm that women can achieve through stimulation of their nipples alone. This was a interesting revelation for me. Having trouble getting any girls to have sex with me this gave me the idea that I didnt have to aim for sex. If I could only get to second...well shortstop. If I could get to shortstop I could give her a orgasm and she would think "If he was this good with my nipples image what type of sexual skills he has." She would let me slide into home base, she would tell her friends next thing you know I got 3 or 4 horny and intrigued girls who want to see that the fuss is all about. Boom, I have a reputation for being a cocksmith and that brings more girls and I end my high school career a legend. Or at least that's how my 16 year old brain pictured it. Of course that didn't never materialized and I ended my high school career invisible and untouched.

Years passed and I forgot about my n-spot orgasm dreams until one day when I was spying on the enemy (That's what I call reading cosmopolitan magazine) and there it was. A article about the n-spot orgasm. How to do it and how to convince your partner to try it and it tickled my fancy once more. I got really excited about it and was determined to try it at least once. And of course I failed but while licking my wounds while on Twitter (which I was really into at the time) my twitter crush tweeted that she wished guys paid more attention to the breast which was right in my lane but I was in a whole "I'm done embarrassing myself with women so I'm done with all of this" mode which I get into when I hit my rejection limit so I decided to take another route. I couldn't do it myself but I could help others to give the girls more love. I could start a nipple revolution and I could be the spiritual leader. The dali lama of this new revolution. I started a twitter account called the nipple revolution, had plans for a Facebook page and was trying to come up with a cool revolutionary flag. I thought it would be fun and some tits would get pleased but all of that went crashing down when after a couple of months the nipple revolution it had no followers. The nipples revolution was stillborn. I wasn't getting any responses. People didn't get it and I was just feeling more and more like a creep for tweeting about tits while never actually seeing a pair in real life. So I shut down the account and abandoned the idea until today when I read a blog post about a woman who has really sensitive nipples which jogged my memory. It also reminded me that my personal twitter account which I rarely use still has me listed as the Dali lama of the nipple revolution. I'm going to remove that as soon as I finish this post. The nipple revolution is long dead and it's time for me to bury it for good. It was a bad idea to begin with. Time to move forward.
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Häagen Däss makes the horny go away but I have to stop
Posted:Jan 4, 2017 2:41 am
Last Updated:Jan 4, 2017 10:55 am
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I've been overeating for the better part of 2 years bsut it's really been bad the last 6 months or so and now in officially fat. When you're 5'9 and people state calling you big guy you've turned a corner and I blame my lack of sex. Subconsciously I think I told myself if I can't eat pussy I'll eat ice cream. I can't even get mad at myself because it actually works. When I'm full I don't have the urge to fill someone up ( disgusting I know but it apt).

I've discovered this little weakness in my life and now I'm going to fix it. I'll just redirect this sexual energy into a more productive avenue and hopefully get back in a shape that isn't round. First off I'm going to stop eating junk food and start eating nutritional meals. I've already cut out sugary drinks but I need to kick my salt addiction I inherited from my mother but I going to look sexy for summer. Well as good as I can. Wish me luck.
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My post got banned
Posted:Jan 4, 2017 2:10 am
Last Updated:Jan 4, 2017 10:12 pm
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My last post Racist Prostitutes got banned from this site for promoting hate speech. Which is crazy because there's no such thing as hate speech and it didn't promote anything except for an observation of working girls online in my area. The 148 people who read it before it was taken down can attest to the fact that it wasn't offensive in the slightest. If anything it was anti racist but apparently someone reported me and it was taken down. Whoever flagged it obviously didn't read it and jumped to conclusions.
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Racist Prostitutes?
Posted:Jan 2, 2017 4:09 pm
Last Updated:Jan 4, 2017 2:00 am
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I've been checking out the local working girls online lately and two things keep popping up. One, who much all the girls are insistent that their wear a "swimsuit" which deserves it's own blog post because it means lots of men are trying to have unprotected sex with women who put there health at risk for a living and expecting to be okay. And Two, A lot of these women don't take black . Which is disappointing because the last time I checked I was black and I'm really horny.

I don't know if it's a Southeastern Michigan thing seeing as this place is the second most racist place in the country behind Boone County Arkansas but melanin and paying for sex doesn't jive well. I'm not judging. You're vagina your choice ladies but I'm confused. If it were a normal woman who didn't date black guys I would understand more. Some people aren't attracted to black people it's just a preference but as a you have to had sex with plenty of guys you weren't attracted to. So that logic is out of the window. Are they just disgusted by the idea of fucking a black guy? Or do they not want to have sex with a stereotypically thug black guy and just don't know the difference between black people. That would make more sense because those guys exist by the millions.

In my unscientific observational poll of working girls in my area about 3% of black women don't except black male while the number of white working girls who don't do black guys are about 70% while the number is highest among Asian girls with 100% of those I witnessed not being down with the blacks. It's interesting that I can't hire a Asian if I wanted to. I wish I could pick their brains and figure out why. I don't throw out the R word all willy nilly because I think it causes a lot of damage to the person you're accusing so you better be damn sure or you could literally fuck up someone's life but this makes me wonder.
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Please, Rate my Profile
Posted:Dec 31, 2016 11:06 pm
Last Updated:Jan 4, 2017 11:54 pm
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I know this is a strange thing to ask but I've always been curious of what people think of my profile. I don't get any messages so I don't have any feedback on whether or not it's actually interesting. Or course I know it's not good because I haven't gotten tons of messages from interested women but I would like to know where I went wrong so I can fix it here or on other sites so I can get some interest. On all my various other profiles I usually go with this style of profile where it's funny and informative but I could be just douching up this whole site. It would really help me out if a couple of people could take a look at my profile and tell me where I went wrong. If they're not too hung over from ringing in the new year that is. Thanks in advance.
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My Yearly Sexual report card. Happy new year
Posted:Dec 31, 2016 7:39 pm
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2016 10:49 pm
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It's been a banner year for my sex life. I mean there was no sex but I did send my first dick pic and that's better than any other year. Except for the time in 7th grade when a girl gave me a tight pity hug and my junk pressed against her pubic bone for half a second. I hate hugs but that one gave me a warm fuzzy feeling that I enjoyed.

That being said I can't talk about the good without mentioning the bad. First my plan fell through. Mainly because I have this shred of self respect that keep getting in the way telling me lies like you'll find someone who will have sex with you and she'll actually want you. You know crazy talk. Although I've been on backpage lately and have found some interesting and sexy women so to be continued. Also I went back to online dating sites. Which I think is what hell is like. Online dating has to be the deepest part of hell. Where they keep Hitler, pedophiles and people who torture animals for fun. The level of rejection can only be described as comically soul destroying. Unless you're a women then you're blazing a path through a thick jungle of stupidity and dick pics but you get it. It's a different kind of hell.

Overall it's been a good sexual year for me. F+, Aiming for a C+ next year. HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAND JOB 2017.
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I couldn't stop jerking off even for Jesus' birthday. Time to kill my sexuality again.
Posted:Dec 26, 2016 3:38 am
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2016 10:35 pm
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I've masterbated 12 times in the last two days. And I orgasm multiple times every time I brine the cucumber. So I have no idea how many times I came but it was enough for me to be concerned about my fluid loss. After I rehydrated and got blood flow back to my big head I got worried. I'm I finally losing my mind. Is this how it starts? Am I on the slow journey to becoming the fucking pervert that whips his dick out in public and starts jerking ? I've always been in control of my sexual urges. I once went two years without touching myself but now it seems like I can't control myself. Everytime I have free time I'm on pornhub and within 5 minutes I have my dick in my hand and I don't like it. I get it I will never have sex but so masturbation is my only outlet for my sexuality. I have the ability to completely kill my urges I've done it before and it looks like I've got to kill it again.
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Me and the Australian girl
Posted:Dec 23, 2016 9:41 pm
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2016 10:35 pm
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I was on the app candid and I met this person who turned out to be a girl from Australia. We hit it off and started chatting privately. I had intended to be her friend and nothing more because I'm over looking for a girlfriend and sex but I guess she started to like my personality. Because she started getting flirty. I knew where this was headed. Straight off a cliff of disappointment so I tried to keep steering the conversation into the friend lane. I guess she got fustrated and just went for it and sent me a photo. Being that on candid everyone is anonymous I didn't know what she looked like and didn't want to know. I just wanted someone to talk with. And of course she's fucking gorgeous. Easily the hottest girl who ever talked to me. But then the dilemma. She wants a picture in return. Now I have this hot Australian girl talking to me and she wants a picture. As soon as she sees my ugly ass she's going to run screaming the other way and I really like talking with her. So after some thought I say fuck it. If I never hear from her again I don't hear from her. So I send her a pic. There's a long pause in her reply and she writes back "Love the background through" I mean I expected it but it stung a little. After that she started aggressively turning down the flirty-ness of her responses. I could like feel the disappointment in her text. Then she mentioned that her mom was visiting and was going to spend time with her so she had to end our conversation for now. I don't count on ever talking with her again.
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Bah Humbug
Posted:Dec 21, 2016 10:34 pm
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2016 10:35 pm
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Christmas is my least favorite holiday. It's my least favorite because I don't have any warm fuzzy feeling about it but you can't escape from it. Other holidays you can avoid. Just don't go into the holidays isles of a store for a 2-3 weeks and you're pretty much good. You might see a couple of decorations here and there but you don't notice them after a while. Not with Christmas. Even before you digest your Thanksgiving meal the world starts vomiting Christmas. Decorations are everywhere and I mean everywhere. Cars, homes, workplaces, shops, restaurants, public squares, pets and even people become walking Christmas billboards with hats and sweaters and shoes. People dress there babies up as Christmas billboards. They might have shit in their pants but their Christmas cheer is on full display. Also don't expect these decorations to be subtle. Nope bright flashing lights, inflatable snowmen, caribou, A fat guy in a bright red suit, extravagantly rapped packages, enough snow to counteract global warming and ah 6 foot or taller trees with shiny tinsle and ornaments and just for good measure a bright ass star at the top. I mean talk about gaudy. Liberace, Louis the 16th and every middle eastern billionaire couldn't compete with this holiday.

Ok, let's say you're done with the Christmas season. You just want to relax and watch some tv. Boom, more Christmas. TV is no good how about listening to music. More Christmas. Internet still Christmas. You can't even take a talk to anyone with them saying merry Christmas.

I haven't celebrated Christmas since I was 16 but the magic was broken when I was 7 and I didn't get a present but celebrated Christmas with my cousin watched them open all of their presents. That happened two more times until we moved away and we didn't celebrate again until 16 although I did receive a belated Christmas present when I was 9. It was a ghostbusters proton pack...and why am I writing this no one cares. It just sucks that I can just opt out of Christmas like I do with everything other holiday because it's impossible.
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The Edging dilemma/ Question about cumming
Posted:Dec 20, 2016 12:03 am
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2016 12:04 am
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I just finished trying out this edging course. It's was a Internet course no one's weird here. It was actually quite entertaining. You had to keep on beat while following instructions and watching various types of sex acts. If you came you failed and if you stopped you failed and I failed. Three times actually. I didn't want to stop the course and admit defeat but after it was over I realized something. I just came three times and I come three or more times consecutively all the time. It's not a sometimes I can keep going thing. I can always keep going if I want to.

You edge to stop premature ejaculating. Is it even necessary to edge when you can cum multiple times consecutively? I don't know. So I'm asking the cock loving people of Men.Date - Gay Dating to help a brother out. Ladies and gentlemen who enjoy cock. Would you mind it if a guy what you where having sex with came but still kept going or is it game over when you see seamen. What I'm really trying to ask is does it make sense for me to work to get this new ability to hold off cumming when I already have a ability to cum and keep going that makes learn how to control myself not really relevant.
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