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What is the most important part of a relationship?
Posted:Jul 17, 2017 12:41 am
Last Updated:Aug 15, 2017 9:48 pm
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I've never been in a relationship but I've studied them over my 32 years on this planet called Terra and recently I've had a breakthrough. I finally believe I've solved the universal question that has eluded so many. What is the most important part of a relationship?

After a lot of thought I came to the conclusion that the foundation of a stable relationship and the most important part is trust. I don't just mean fidelity I mean trust is essential for a relationship to function. All other important elements of a good relationship depend on trust for them to work. There are four major elements of a relationship from what I've found. Communication, connection, honesty and trust makes them all possible. You don't have a deep connection with someone who you don't trust which makes the connection and the subsequent communication surface level at best and you obviously can't have honesty without it. And I believe that love isn't a singular trait. It's the end result when all four major elements come together. So my vote for the most important goes to trust.

Like I said before trust is the bedrock of a relationship. It is what maintains it. Nothing is better for a relationship than trusting that when things get tough you have someone who has your back.

I'm I wrong? Vote for the most important part of a relationship below in my first ever poll.
Love
Communication
Connection (physical / emotional )
Trust
Honesty
Other
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Focus, Feedback, Fix it. Trying the 3 F's to get F'ed
Posted:Jul 15, 2017 1:09 am
Last Updated:Jul 15, 2017 1:13 am
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I'm re-reading Anders Ericsson's book Peak. It's similar to Malcome Gladwell's book Outliers which popularized the 10 thousand hours idea. If you're not familiar it's the idea that it takes 10 thousand hours of practice to become exceptional at a skill. Which seems to be true if you want to be the best in the world at something but Ericsson goes into detail on how a person can become great at a skill by breaking down the process of learning itself.

Well this made me hopeful that I could become great at the only skill that matters. The skill of love making. So where to start? Ericsson explains that the key to learning anything is practice. Not just but what he calls deliberate practice. Which is the act of identifying and correcting mistakes while preforming the act. Okay, I'm in so where does Ericsson say to start?

Step one of deliberate practice: Find a good teacher...GODDAMIT!!!! You can see why this is a problem. The female gender isn't known for their willingness to teach in the bed room. Once the clothes come off their goal is to get off not to engage in practice where they have to teach. This is a bed room not a classroom. And I'm at a age that women who would be interested in teaching are retired but Ericsson has a contingency.

If you can't find a teacher use the 3 F's. Focus, Feedback, Fix it. Okay I can do that. I can focus on what I'm doing. Refine it by her moans and body movements and fix it if I'm not getting the desired results.

And there it seems I have hit a brick wall. Finding a partner. Requires the same process but I get no feedback except for rejection. It's like playing pin the tail on the donkey in the dark. Most guys use the spam method where they just ask a bunch of women out and hope a handful of them are lonely or horny enough to say yes and at least one likes them enough to sleep with them. I've tried that but I'm much too sensitive to deal with the mountains of rejection that comes with it. I've asked for feedback from blog land and I've gotten some, not much but some (thanks to those who give me any feedback) but mostly from guys and it's pretty vague. I wish I could get some good feedback but I won't hold my breath. I guess I have to develop a rejection callous. This is really gonna hurt.
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I know why the caged bird sings
Posted:Jul 13, 2017 3:47 am
Last Updated:Jul 24, 2017 12:53 am
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I'm not handsome, smart, successful, talented, funny, charming, interesting, courageous, or special but my mind is keen enough to know that and that's the problem. If I was less astute I could live my life without realizing that I'm in a cage of mediocrity with no escape. I could live my life without the feeling the crushing weight of not being special to anyone and not have these sad moments. And it wouldn't hurt so bad when I reach out to someone and they ignore me. But I keep reaching through the failure and rejection because I have the most seductive evil in the human heart...hope. There was a reason it was put into Pandora's box.
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My new profile
Posted:Jul 3, 2017 10:57 pm
Last Updated:Jul 4, 2017 11:35 pm
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I've done it again. I changed my profile from a personal joke to a more obvious joke. P.s. it's the lyrics to the pina colada song. Oh yeah, I went there. Now we wait for the truckload of puss to roll in.

Obviously I've given up but I'm really curious what makes a good profile. I guess it's a way to learn something from my failed experience with this site. Is it all about how fuckable your pictures are and the profile is just to make sure you're not crazy? I guess I will never know.

You can help me with my new profile by writing a line if you want.
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Appreciate and please tits
Posted:Jun 29, 2017 10:22 pm
Last Updated:Jun 29, 2017 10:23 pm
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Brad Pitts, Airbags, Bonnie & Clyde, Dairy pillows, Hooters, Jugs, Globe, Melons, Boobies, Titties, Chihuahuas, Gazongas, Chi chis, Tits, Sweater stretchers, Traffic stoppers,Speed bumps, Bee stings, Cupcakes,Snuggle pups, Udders, Baby feeders, Tetas, Flesh bulbs, Chitty bang bangs, Feel stations, L1 and L2, Saul Goodmans, Bazooms, The twins, or playstations. Whatever you call them they're pretty great. They're like a rainbow. You don't see them much buy when you do you know you're going to have a good day.

I've always been an ass guy but lately I've been really appreciating chesticles. The shape of those sweater balloons have been my obsession. So I do what I do with all my sexual energy. I did some research and found out that women can have an organ from nipped stimulation alone. Of course I had to learn how to do this miracles but for once I'm going to share my findings with you people so it might actually be of use. If your a guy or a girl here's how you make those dirty pillows sing.

You'll want to start by lightly touching the outside, underside, and top of the breast and areola (but not the nipple!). Gradually work your way toward the prize, paying attention to your partner's breath and response. Depending on how sensitive they are, you may need to vary how hard or lightly you squeeze, pinch, pull, or massage.

When it's time for the main event, try some light (no nails!) pinching of the nipple to help it get hard. Once aroused, you'll be able to pinch, suck, and play a little harder -- erect nipples can tolerate more stimulation, which in turn produces more oxytocin. Mixing up pressure and how you're handling the breast and nipple will create waves of pleasure… hopefully leading to a memorable grand finale.
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Tell me about your Men.Date - Gay Dating experience
Posted:Jun 27, 2017 10:27 pm
Last Updated:Jun 29, 2017 9:35 pm
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I've been slacking off on my blogging duties as of late. I did have a blog post written but I accidentally deleted it and it was really good. I usually wait until I am inspired to write but I decided to just crank out at least one post per week which no one will read.

Which brings me to the true topic of this blog. Something that I'm really curious about. I don't really know how many people get their needs met on this site. My struggles on this site and in the real world are well documented but is my experience of being totally ignored typical? If it is why do people stay? I know why I stayed but I'm a glutton for punishment. And what do you look for when you choose to invest time into someone on this site? Seriously I'm interested to know.
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The trouble with profiles
Posted:Jun 20, 2017 2:24 am
Last Updated:Jul 19, 2017 4:39 pm
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I changed my profile again. I went with cocky and vague this time. A departure from my usual funny and honest style but I like it. I had to change it. My last profile was written during my spiral and it was too depressing so it had to go. Don't worry, after nearly a decade on this site with no luck I'm not expecting any responses. It's just something to do.

After finishing my description it made me think. What makes a effective profile? I've gotten messages on the entertainment value of my old profiles but entertainment doesn't equal effectiveness. How do I get the ladies to want to continue a conversation? Do you promise them a unlimited gift card to Sephora? Just kidding we all know that Sephora is a cult. Do you give the impression that you are a God in the sack? Or is it as I suspected that you just have to be around their age and attractive. I guess I will never know.
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I don't lift bro stop asking
Posted:May 29, 2017 12:08 am
Last Updated:Jun 20, 2017 1:34 am
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Okay, okay I know it's bad but I don't lift. I've never lifted weights in my lift. I mean I picked up random dumbbells now and again but that's it. I've always been a sports guy. I played pick up basketball and park football never anything organized but it kept me in shape. Fast forward 15 years and I'm heavier than I've ever been and have planter fasciaitis in my left foot from trying to run while at my heaviest and that means one thing. I have to start lifting.

I hate lifting. I hate the culture around it. With screaming meatheads telling you to "pull it". I hate the repetition. I hate the mundane nature of the whole thing. You're just picking up heavy things and putting them down. Why do you have a building dedicated to this? But it looks like my only option.

Look on the bright side maybe I can up my sexy. I gave up on that while I was writing it. This is going to suck.
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Am I past my prime?
Posted:May 25, 2017 10:43 pm
Last Updated:Jul 19, 2017 4:40 pm
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So something odd happened yesterday that has never happened to me before. I was watching Indian porn and I came. Immediately afterwards my dick deflated. Like someone let air out of a balloon. This has never happened before because I usually can cum and stay hard as long as I want and can go again anytime so this was upsetting. Normally only have dead dick after I cum 5 or more times but only for 5-15 minutes then I'm good to go again. Which fucked up my first and only dick pic but that's a different story.

Having dead dick after just one cum through me for a loop. Am I done being multi orgasmic? Did I waste the best years of my sex life on myself? I don't know but one thing is for sure I'm going to take a break from jerking and hope things go back to normal. Sorry sexy ladies of Mumbai you won't be seeing me for a while.
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Back from my existential meltdown
Posted:May 23, 2017 11:29 pm
Last Updated:Jun 20, 2017 1:35 am
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So, what's been up with me since I basically got all emo and slipped into a depression? Well not much actually. Still not getting any. Meet a girl online she ghosted me. Meet another girl online she only respons when she's bored. Got fatter and watched tv. Boom the stuff of legends.

Honestly I've just came back because even though I don't really fit here and I'm mainly ignored, I need a place to vent. I'll try to be less of a little emo bitch but no promises. This will be more an update on my life than a sex blog. I've given up on that pipe dream. So I guess I'm back.
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I can't connect with other humans
Posted:Mar 10, 2017 1:45 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2017 11:18 pm
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I had a member on this site told me that she understood why I wasn't connecting with women. Which was a big light bulb moment for me. I realized that I have trouble connecting with other humans being not just female human being. Actually to say that I have trouble connecting with people would be a understatement. I don't think I have the framework for connections. So my attempts come off as fake or disingenuous.

I have been honest about my past on this blog. Skip this paragraph if you don't want to hear it again. I've talked about me being a hail Mary . If you're not familiar with the term it's when a is born as a last ditch effort to save a failing marriage. Also moving around so much that I attended 26 different schools. Which is 2 per year if you do the math. Didn't plan on it dividing evenly it just happened that way. And I'm pretty sure I mentioned my lack of family support seeing as my mom avoided me maybe because I reminded her a failure in her life and my sister was 5 years older and had her own of divorce thing happening. Also my extended family was non-existent because one side was nearly all in prison or on drugs and the other sided didn't consider me family. It's a long story that I won't get into. So kind of developed doing my own thing. I never had anyone who was close to me or even came close to being close. I moved so much that I never had any friends and my family wasn't a family we're just people who share similar DNA.

I don't like physical affection which doesn't come up a lot seeing as I've had maybe 30 hugs in my lifetime but they just female awkward and wrong. I don't have any friends and I don't get lonely. I want to connect with people but maybe it's just not in the cards for me. I'll probably just build up enough courage to get a hooked one of these days or not. It doesn't really matter. One day I'll be dead and no one will remember that I existed. Death is the only thing we all can connect with.
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Tinder fail
Posted:Mar 6, 2017 11:41 pm
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2017 2:58 pm
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I finally broke down and tried Tinder. Mainly because I'm incredible horny and Tinder has a reputation for being a total hookup site. Oh course I have a terrible track record when it comes to dating sites but extreme horniess makes you do stupid things.

For the last couple of months I've been swiping right over andover again until I finally got the message that no woman in a 50 mile radius is interested in having sex with me. So I'll continue with my celibacy.
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Am I a breast man now?
Posted:Feb 18, 2017 10:39 pm
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2017 10:40 pm
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I've always been a ass guy but lately I've been obsessing over tits. It's been a weird shift in my sexual preferences. A nice juicy booty has always been more attractive to me than breasts could ever be. Don't get me wrong a spectacular pair would get my attention but they wouldn't keep it. It's always been about the booty for me.

Boobs are all I notice now. I get hard just by looking at them which never happened before. I've done research on how to give a nipple orgasm I'm not a philistine but boobs have never been obsessing over tits before. I think I'm going mammary mad. I'll never see a live pair so this is a mute point.
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