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Tamaloa's sweet barbeque sauce recipe.  

tamaloa_aulelei 48M
59 posts
9/27/2020 8:57 am
Tamaloa's sweet barbeque sauce recipe.


Ingredients:

1-1/4 cups ketchup
1-1/2 cups light brown , packed
1/4 cup red wine vinegar
1 tbsp Worcestershire sauce
2 tsp ground mustard
1 tsp smoked paprika
1 tsp onion powder
1 tsp garlic powder
1/4 tsp ground sage
1 tsp salt
1 Michigan State coed, blonde, 21-40, D cup, fit, not too tight.
2 tbsp olive oil. NOT virgin. This ain't that kind of recipe.

Directions:

Combine ingredients in a saucepan. Whisk to mix thoroughly.
Peel the MSU coed in a warm bed with silk sheets and preheat 30-40 minutes with a . Cover and keep warm.
Quickly heat the sauce mixture to a boil, reduce heat, cover, and allow to barely simmer for hours.
Quickly heat the coed with kisses and licking in all the right places for ten minutes. Screw vigorously for hours in at least five positions, turning occasionally, and then fuck her good and hard until her back arches, her eyes roll, and she can barely get out a scream before passing out from rapturous ecstasy. Stir the sauce mixture occasionally.
Allow the coed cool 1 hour, cuddling affectionately.
Allow the sauce mixture cool one hour, pour into jars, seal, and chill in a refrigerator overnight.
Get the coed dressed, take her to dinner, come home, pour her a snifter or of an overpriced single-malt Scotch, light slow-burning candles, binge-watch Orphan Black, cuddle with her affectionately, carry her bed when she starts getting sleepy, tuck her in, go back downstairs, and watch one episode of Planet Earth II with David Attenborough. Do not cuddle. Blow out the candles.
Slip into bed with the coed, with her intimately if she's still awake until she falls asleep, and make love her very gently when she wakes in the morning.
Snuggle under the down comforter with the window open and spend most of the day fucking.
Don't -- with your food unless you're serious about a relationship.

It's actually a very good recipe, similar Finley's. The coed is not optional, but flannel sheets can be substituted for silk. Send a one of Attenborough's conservation charities.

tamaloa_aulelei 48M

9/27/2020 9:20 am

To quote Carol Marcus: Can I cook or can't I?


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
9/27/2020 5:32 pm

I need to get on this chuck wagon and find me a boy toy to mix it up. Love this

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tamaloa_aulelei replies on 9/27/2020 9:43 pm:
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You could try that. The Kitchens of Tamaloa have only tested the recipe with coeds. Sugar and spice and everything nice cooks up just fine.

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