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Let's Be Honest....  

mc_justmc 63M
2046 posts
5/15/2020 4:00 pm
Let's Be Honest....


I was commenting o.n "onelastchan00's blog about people that were lying on their profiles and I thought it might be a good opportunity for u.s t.o fess u.p . Lord knows we "fudge" a little when describing ourselves, it's sort of like trying t.o sell a used car. Who's gonna buy it if you tell them that it gets 8 miles t.o the gallon, needs 3 new tires, and can't get an erection without a good dose of Viagra. NOT that I have a problem getting an erection......I have a problem finding a good use for an erection. But that's beside the point, actually, there's hair beside "the point", and it's nicely trimmed.

Anyway, back my confession:

-sexual orientation: straight/ well, that one is true, not even curious
-looking for: women, couples/ Women, yes. Couples, I'd been watching some porn when I picked that one.
-my birthday is correct, as much as I wish it wasn't......
-relocate? I picked "no", but I would rather say "highly doubtful", but never say never....
-marital status? Deeeevorced, and I got the papers t.o prove it
-swinger type? I picked sex with others, but let's be honest, isn't it the woman who decides?
-height? 5'8" or so, it depends on which Dr I believe, but in that vicinity
-body type? I picked average, but that was well before I sat on my ass for the month of April and put on twelve lbs, but it's going down, bit by fucking slow moving bit
-I don't smoke, but I do toke
-I said I don't drink at a.ll , but I do have a beer or mixed drink now and then
-drugs? I answered correctly: NUNYA
-I said some college but it was actually a tech school in lovely Phoenix AZ. I did like Phoenix!
-occupation: while I'm not a greasy mechanic anymore I was a motorcycle mechanic for 28 yrs so I'll always feel like that is my true profession
-everything else is fairly correct, although for "endowment" I chose avg/avg because I didn't see OMG/ HOLY SHIT for a choice

Well, I'm feeling quite unburdened! Now it's YOUR turn. What did you "fudge" on your profile?


mc_justmc 63M

5/15/2020 4:01 pm

stroke happym; stroke happym; stroke happym; stroke....


Speedman02 70M
16 posts
5/15/2020 4:41 pm

Ummmmm. We all fudge a little. Maybe I did have things that are slightly different


lonlyforlove2 81M
32704 posts
5/15/2020 4:48 pm

The site will now be a better place...what ever, just be safe..

Stop by at lonlyforlove2
also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow
Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker"
also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'


ARomanticSadist 54M

5/15/2020 5:11 pm

To be totally honest, I am bisexual, but prefer women 90% of the time and am not a swinger as such, but yeah, I will play with couples without issue. If I were to actually get involved with anyone on here I am going to be monogamous with her.

I guess one of the pics that I had uploaded was chosen by the site as my main and I had not noticed. It shows me in my 'police shirt' because I do have it in my blog that I am a kinkster and have the uniform as part of my fetishes.

So someone puts a nasty comment on my blog post where I posted the screen shot of the profile and they pointed out my picture and profession did not match and then calling me a fake and yada yada yada. (I was able to swap the pics to the correct order, or at least I hope it has been swapped out)

Are people here really that petty? I am a member of ALT more than here, so that is where I spend most of my time.


mamacita38dd 45F
62894 posts
5/15/2020 5:24 pm

LOL... god bless you MC, people find it hard to be honest here, but why? What are they afraid of?

I keep hearing this story about someone that steals other people's pics, lies about their age and looks, makes up profiles to act like they are dating them... I could go on and on but why? The only person liars are fooling is themselves!

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mc_justmc 63M

5/15/2020 5:55 pm

    Quoting  :

It was tough, but I managed to get through it.


mc_justmc 63M

5/15/2020 5:58 pm

    Quoting Speedman02:
    Ummmmm. We all fudge a little. Maybe I did have things that are slightly different
We all do it, now is the opportunity to unburden yourself.


mc_justmc 63M

5/15/2020 5:59 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    The site will now be a better place...what ever, just be safe..
That's what I was going for, the "whatever" part.


mc_justmc 63M

5/15/2020 6:01 pm

    Quoting ARomanticSadist:
    To be totally honest, I am bisexual, but prefer women 90% of the time and am not a swinger as such, but yeah, I will play with couples without issue. If I were to actually get involved with anyone on here I am going to be monogamous with her.

    I guess one of the pics that I had uploaded was chosen by the site as my main and I had not noticed. It shows me in my 'police shirt' because I do have it in my blog that I am a kinkster and have the uniform as part of my fetishes.

    So someone puts a nasty comment on my blog post where I posted the screen shot of the profile and they pointed out my picture and profession did not match and then calling me a fake and yada yada yada. (I was able to swap the pics to the correct order, or at least I hope it has been swapped out)

    Are people here really that petty? I am a member of ALT more than here, so that is where I spend most of my time.
There seem to be a lot of people on this site that are in the "alternative" lifestyle. Welcome to Vanillaland!


mc_justmc 63M

5/15/2020 6:03 pm

    Quoting mamacita38dd:
    LOL... god bless you MC, people find it hard to be honest here, but why? What are they afraid of?

    I keep hearing this story about someone that steals other people's pics, lies about their age and looks, makes up profiles to act like they are dating them... I could go on and on but why? The only person liars are fooling is themselves!
Thank You Mamacita!! I feel so ............. free! or is it ......liberated.....maybe... it's gas, I'm not sure....


mc_justmc 63M

5/15/2020 6:06 pm

    Quoting  :

gray/blonde or blonde/gray we're all trying to find some kind of connection in the world, as long as it's 6ft apart with masks.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
5/15/2020 7:03 pm

Nothing ? I had originally put 'willing to relocate' but I realized that is not going to happen. I mean I have face pics and all , so why bother faking anything.


mc_justmc 63M

5/15/2020 7:21 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Nothing ? I had originally put 'willing to relocate' but I realized that is not going to happen. I mean I have face pics and all , so why bother faking anything.
Well, that's a rarity on this site, but I'm sure you've seen your share of BS, as I have.


jajo696 113F
4287 posts
5/15/2020 7:37 pm

Good for you for coming clean !! Its soooooo freeing , they say.

Me ? nothing is/was or ever will be fudged. Ive moved since i wrote it, so the town is diff. Im an honest one. Ive also kept the same user name since i signed on too~~


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
5/15/2020 8:54 pm

I'd like to tell you that everything on my profile is false but - honestly, I'd be lying.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


ARomanticSadist 54M

5/15/2020 11:58 pm

Thanks for the welcome MC, not sure I am going to stick around after my experience. You know the saying about first experiences. But I am going to give it to the end of the month to see if interactions a bit more civilized.


mamacita38dd 45F
62894 posts
5/16/2020 1:14 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Nothing ? I had originally put 'willing to relocate' but I realized that is not going to happen. I mean I have face pics and all , so why bother faking anything.
Wow Pablo... it amazes me how some people always take what you say and twist it up to fit their fuckery... you know what I mean Whiskey mate?

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secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/16/2020 1:52 am

Had to go look at my profile.... I don't think I've looked at that thing in years.

The birthday date is inaccurate. I must have fat fingered the actual day, it should be the 18th, not the 28th.

Other than that... Still divorced, still not a smoker, still an occasional drinker, still a little extra padding, still working in retail.... Still turning 46 on Monday.


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
5/16/2020 2:38 am

I had to check mind. Holy crap. I should lie.


onelastchan00 54F  
4525 posts
5/16/2020 4:31 am

Everything on my profile is true otherwise i would b the LAST one to call anyone out on thier made up profiles .....
Like i mentioned before....my biggest turnoff is a liar....stupid thing is its so easy to spot lies from truth here....every word in my blogs is also TRUE i do NOT COPY OR TRY TO GET ATTENTION FROM ANYONE HERE FOR ANY REASON EITHER. ....its my STORY and profile people like to steal from also must add that they get others to steal my vidz and pics which for the vidz part is porn distribution which is punishable by law....need i say more?

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mc_justmc 63M

5/16/2020 5:06 am

    Quoting jajo696:
    Good for you for coming clean !! Its soooooo freeing , they say.

    Me ? nothing is/was or ever will be fudged. Ive moved since i wrote it, so the town is diff. Im an honest one. Ive also kept the same user name since i signed on too~~
It feels good, like a giant hemorrhoid has suddenly disappeared. That IS an interesting user name..... I'm feeling another post...


mc_justmc 63M

5/16/2020 5:09 am

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    I'd like to tell you that everything on my profile is false but - honestly, I'd be lying.
"honestly, I'd be lying"?????


mc_justmc 63M

5/16/2020 5:11 am

    Quoting  :

especially if I wasn't wearing pants


mc_justmc 63M

5/16/2020 5:13 am

    Quoting ARomanticSadist:
    Thanks for the welcome MC, not sure I am going to stick around after my experience. You know the saying about first experiences. But I am going to give it to the end of the month to see if interactions a bit more civilized.
I understand, fortunately I've had a pretty good time here.


mc_justmc 63M

5/16/2020 5:15 am

    Quoting secret_lade:
    Had to go look at my profile.... I don't think I've looked at that thing in years.

    The birthday date is inaccurate. I must have fat fingered the actual day, it should be the 18th, not the 28th.

    Other than that... Still divorced, still not a smoker, still an occasional drinker, still a little extra padding, still working in retail.... Still turning 46 on Monday.
Oh sure, 1st you "fat finger" 10 days, next it's 10 yrs.


mc_justmc 63M

5/16/2020 5:17 am

now I'm gonna hafta go peek..


mc_justmc 63M

5/16/2020 5:20 am

    Quoting onelastchan00:
    Everything on my profile is true otherwise i would b the LAST one to call anyone out on thier made up profiles .....
    Like i mentioned before....my biggest turnoff is a liar....stupid thing is its so easy to spot lies from truth here....every word in my blogs is also TRUE i do NOT COPY OR TRY TO GET ATTENTION FROM ANYONE HERE FOR ANY REASON EITHER. ....its my STORY and profile people like to steal from also must add that they get others to steal my vidz and pics which for the vidz part is porn distribution which is punishable by law....need i say more?
yes, please tell me more about your "vids"!!! You make vids?


mc_justmc 63M

5/16/2020 5:29 am

90 yr old billionaire with a cough I really had to think about the color of my 1st car, baby blue


onelastchan00 54F  
4525 posts
5/16/2020 12:48 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    yes, please tell me more about your "vids"!!! You make vids?
Well i did have 2 up and one person had to ruin ot for others by first getting someone to steal them to send to her as she will forever b blocked...and then spread vile disgusting rumors about me pertaining to my vidz

Visit my [blogonelastchan00] to enter my[post4439715]


TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
5/16/2020 1:02 pm

It's all correct.

Well.... ample DOES leave a lot of room for your own definition but I think it's accurate.....


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
5/16/2020 1:50 pm

I guess the closest thing to a stretch on my profile is that I say I'm looking for someone "reasonably fit - capable of a 20 mile bike ride or a 5 mile walk" even though it has been quite a while since I've walked that far.

Then again, I'm not claiming that *I* can do those things, just that I expect my partner to be able to.


mc_justmc 63M

5/16/2020 3:20 pm

    Quoting onelastchan00:
    Well i did have 2 up and one person had to ruin ot for others by first getting someone to steal them to send to her as she will forever b blocked...and then spread vile disgusting rumors about me pertaining to my vidz
well that's just wrong, not only to you, but to all your viewers. I like good videos!


mc_justmc 63M

5/16/2020 3:25 pm

    Quoting TicklePlease:
    It's all correct.

    Well.... ample DOES leave a lot of room for your own definition but I think it's accurate.....
I looked it up, several different words. One that stood out: "accommodating", I like that word.


mc_justmc 63M

5/16/2020 3:28 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    I guess the closest thing to a stretch on my profile is that I say I'm looking for someone "reasonably fit - capable of a 20 mile bike ride or a 5 mile walk" even though it has been quite a while since I've walked that far.

    Then again, I'm not claiming that *I* can do those things, just that I expect my partner to be able to.
as a matter of fact, I'd like someone like that, too. Maybe a gymnast or someone that can get on top and do squats for about an hour.


mamacita38dd 45F
62894 posts
5/17/2020 1:26 am

    Quoting onelastchan00:
    Well i did have 2 up and one person had to ruin ot for others by first getting someone to steal them to send to her as she will forever b blocked...and then spread vile disgusting rumors about me pertaining to my vidz
I think someone else confused their std infected self with you my friend... I still can't imagine someone telling me to suck in my gut... maybe a waist trainer might be a wonder Christmas gift for that PERRA 🐩

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lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
5/18/2020 6:00 am

There isnae a question which asks 'do you wear breeks under yer kilt?', so that will remain a secret for the time being!


mc_justmc 63M

5/18/2020 5:43 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    There isnae a question which asks 'do you wear breeks under yer kilt?', so that will remain a secret for the time being!
c'mon, spill the beans, or should I say, are "the beans" swinging?


tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
5/24/2020 6:51 am

Alright, I admit it.... I'm really Santa Claus and this is my fake profile.

Vive La Difference


mc_justmc 63M

5/24/2020 7:30 am

    Quoting tickles4us:
    Alright, I admit it.... I'm really Santa Claus and this is my fake profile.
Hahahahahaha I knew it!!!! So,...... about my presents....


tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
5/24/2020 10:14 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Hahahahahaha I knew it!!!! So,...... about my presents....
You know why you don't get any presents... I told you about the naughty list the last several times you wrote me. And by the way the address is North Pole not Hard Pole.

Vive La Difference


flannel_light 61F
4586 posts
5/25/2020 10:49 am

Everything thing on my profile is right but I only have sex with my partner, if I had one and then we will discuss having sex with others

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


mc_justmc 63M

5/25/2020 1:13 pm

    Quoting flannel_light:
    Everything thing on my profile is right but I only have sex with my partner, if I had one and then we will discuss having sex with others
Yep, that's where I'm at, as soon as I meet someone she'll let me know what we want to do.


mc_justmc 63M

5/26/2020 6:58 pm

    Quoting  :

I do recall my Ex only being horny about once a month or so but I have met a few women in my age range that were as horny as me and the horniest was about 14 yrs older than me, so I do have faith that they are out there, though they are rare like you say.


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