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Was it a date with destiny?
Was it a date with destiny? Nah... Turns out, it was a date with a guy named Dan. I have well meaning friends. Friends that feel the need find "The One" as I've apparently been divorced and single long enough that I'm bordering on Spinster territory. They aren't very choosey in their considerations of "The One", however. So, a few weeks ago my friend Cindy Lou decided she wanted to introduce her brother-in-law. He was recently divorced. (Red Flag #One) He has grown . (Red Flag #) He recently started a new job. (Red Flag #) Dan the Man called Friday and asked if I'd be interested in having dinner with him Saturday, I didn't really think anything of it. (Red Flag #Four) Apparently, Saturday was Sweetest Day. The restaurant was full of couples. It was an unmitigated nightmare. A living, breathing what-not--do in motion.... I could not get out of there fast enough. Because it was a fix- with a man I knew nothing about, I chose meet him at the restaurant. The smartest decision I've ever made in my life.... So, Dan the Man is recently divorced and he could talk about was how terrible his wife was and the he lost in the divorce. He was scorned at the fact that she had so easily moved on and was already seeing someone else. He wanted do the same. Um, yah. He talked about how thankful he was that his were grown and the youngest was in college. He was ready move that next chapter in his life and experience new things. Mmmm... hmmmm.... When I thought I could take no more he started talking about the new job. The new job was so much better than the job because his boss at the job was such a 'dick face'. But nothing compared the job he had five ago because the benefits there were phenomenal. How many jobs has this guy had, exactly? It was at this point that I chose call it a night and sever my friendship with Cindy Lou as this was hands down one of the worst experiences of my life. From this point forward, she will forever be referred as Cindy Lou Who? |
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sorry it didn't work out it seemed like the act was made with best intentions I've never acted the part of a matchmaker but, when people have tried, I do show support especially, with family have a great week! hmm be safe Barbra Streisand - "Blind Date" Fanny & chorus Smooth the sofa, plump the pillows Dump the ashtrays, oh this dress Look at me I am shaking all over, Shaking all over I'm a mess Waiting wondering what I'll be thinking When he comes walking through that door What'll come walking through that door A man I never saw in my life before Oh, I am so nervous I got a blind date waiting to call on me (any minute now) I got a blind date what am I gonna see (any minute now) Right over there's the doorway, he will be walking through Will he be six foot eight or maybe four foot two (it could happen)
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sorry it didn't work out it seemed like the act was made with best intentions I've never acted the part of a matchmaker but, when people have tried, I do show support especially, with family have a great week! hmm be safe Barbra Streisand - "Blind Date" Fanny & chorus Smooth the sofa, plump the pillows Dump the ashtrays, oh this dress Look at me I am shaking all over, Shaking all over I'm a mess Waiting wondering what I'll be thinking When he comes walking through that door What'll come walking through that door A man I never saw in my life before Oh, I am so nervous I got a blind date waiting to call on me (any minute now) I got a blind date what am I gonna see (any minute now) Right over there's the doorway, he will be walking through Will he be six foot eight or maybe four foot two (it could happen) To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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I like the play on words! This guy was dense alright.... He should have been wearing a thick good chain, a terry cloth shirt, and a pornstache.....
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Reminds me of the time I met someone from here that failed to mention the lack of decent teeth. Body was fine, but just couldn't do it!! Blind dates suck LOL.
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Did you feel that Dan the Man was a somewhat Desperate Dan?
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Reminds me of the time I met someone from here that failed to mention the lack of decent teeth. Body was fine, but just couldn't do it!! Blind dates suck LOL.
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Did you feel that Dan the Man was a somewhat Desperate Dan?
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Holy crap... That's the same girl? I would have never guessed. As for Cat Lady.... I prefer Crazy Cat Lady in the making. I'm still working with the starter package, just 1 cat. Lol
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Add the part where he wants to move in with you and retire on his non-existent nest egg, and it sounds like some of my dates. If he ties to get another date RUN!
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Wait till he asks to see you again ,,, Dullsville!
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it is dates like this that make meeting the right one so much sweeter, and being alone so much more bearable
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10/18/2020 6:04 am |
Add the part where he wants to move in with you and retire on his non-existent nest egg, and it sounds like some of my dates. If he ties to get another date RUN!
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one of the guys on here approached me saying he is seeking marriage and has partial custody of a 14 year old. i know we have talked about the teen life. i don't think i can volunteer for this...
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Wait till he asks to see you again ,,, Dullsville!
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Sounds like a movie I once saw or perhaps I just imagined it. In any case, I think if you add a criminal event and the Secret Service, you could build something there. Or not...
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10/18/2020 5:03 am |
it is dates like this that make meeting the right one so much sweeter, and being alone so much more bearable there is a world of difference between insanity and stupidity
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Sounds like a movie I once saw or perhaps I just imagined it. In any case, I think if you add a criminal event and the Secret Service, you could build something there. Or not... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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one of the guys on here approached me saying he is seeking marriage and has partial custody of a 14 year old. i know we have talked about the teen life. i don't think i can volunteer for this...
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