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%*) Home schooled 1. My mother taught me APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going kill each other, do outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going knock You into the middle of next week!" 4. My father taught me LOGIC. Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, You're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case You're in an accident." 7. My father taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, And I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS . "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Just you at that dirt on the back of your neck?" .. My mother taught me about STAMINA.. "You'll sit until all that spinach is gone." |
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3/30/2021 10:52 am |
So true we are taught many things by our parents. I want to take you into the fiery lair of steamy sexual delight on this hot sultry night.
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Hilarious! I heard many of those "pearls of wisdom" from my parents when I was a kid, and used same ones on my children when they were young.
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3/30/2021 11:05 am |
My mother taught me about SEX "You'll go blind if u keep doing that" I was going to quit when I needed classes! LOL!
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That all sounds just like my mother
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What great stuff to teach our kids and grandkids. I have found the only way I learn that I have taught them something is when I have seen it as they have gotten older and passing the stuff they learned onto their own kids. I hope you have a terrific day.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Good thoughts today. Mom knows best hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Oh my mother taught me something else,to always please my man but i do not think she meant the way i have tended to do it,she was from a different generation and i soon learned the hard way and brought shame on my family,maybe why i was quietly married off at a young age
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So true we are taught many things by our parents.
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Hilarious! I heard many of those "pearls of wisdom" from my parents when I was a kid, and used same ones on my children when they were young.
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That all sounds just like my mother
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What great stuff to teach our kids and grandkids. I have found the only way I learn that I have taught them something is when I have seen it as they have gotten older and passing the stuff they learned onto their own kids. I hope you have a terrific day..
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Good thoughts today. Mom knows best hugs V 
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A great way to work
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