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Atomic Sex Squadron #23
Posted:Aug 5, 2018 2:23 pm
Last Updated:Aug 6, 2018 5:03 pm
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Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right square in the eye and he says, 'Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.'

Big Trouble In Little China was on yesterday - I had forgotten that Kim Cattrall was in that movie . For some reason I forget that she was all over the place back in the day - I always kind of thing she just came around for Sex in the City . I mean she was in Star Trek and Mannequin for Pete's sake , not to mention the fact that she was the chick masturbating in Porky's . But while I was researching that I came across something even more astonishing - she was married to Larry David ! Also she's British which I wouldn't have guessed , but that's nothing compared to the Larry David thing . We live in a world where Larry David and Kim Cattrall were banging on the reg . Think about that . I mean really think about it .

She also wrote a book about female orgasms , here's one of it's many FIVE STAR reviews from Amazon

"Book is in a good condition. Thank you."

Hubba-Hubba !

There's a lengthy debate on Wikipedia on whether Kim Cattrall did or did not pose nude on the bridge of the enterprise in her Vulcan ears and that Leonard Nimoy found out about it and destroyed all the film .

I hope it happened . I hope the same thing happened with every woman who's played a Vulcan and Leonard Nimoy was always there to swoop in and say "no way Jose"



Are you ever tempted to touch a hot pan just to see if you're still capable of feeling anything ? Me neither . That would be crazy .

The other day my buddy Kokoro Hikareteku was saying something to me and he said "I don't mean that as a criticism" and I asked him what he would say if he were to criticize me (which is something I often wonder about - what would people say to me if they felt comfortable really telling me what the didn't like) and the only thing he was willing to admit was that "sometimes you judge people pretty harshly on minor things" .

You know what bugs me ? When people say they were "made" to do something . Like at work when Greg said "40 , I am SO tired , I was out to 2 AM last night , my friends MADE me go out drinking with them" I kind of want to spit in Greg's face . No one made you do shit .

Remember that time Gerry asked me if I had a picture of my GF on my phone because he was trying to prove a point about something and I said "I don't have a GF , or a phone" and he looked super sad and then put his arm around me sand said "Don't worry buddy , stick with me and I'll get your life back on track" and then I threw powdered lemonade power in his eyes , blinding him , and then punched him in the kidney so hard one of his testicles partially ruptured ?

How come no one told me they have a different lunch menu at Bubba on Sunday's ? There was NO Gator Po Boy to be had . I settled for Crawfish Fritters which were great , but when you want gator nothing else will really satisfy .

You ever notice when you go to eat someplace and you're expecting a certain thing and they don't have it no matter how stuffed you feel after the meal you're hungry again like an hour later ? It's like your brain can't handle that you didn't get what you wanted .
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Christian Mingle - The Movie
Posted:Aug 4, 2018 7:33 pm
Last Updated:Aug 5, 2018 2:25 pm
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Did you know that was a thing ? I didn't . I was going to watch it , or as much of it as I could stomach , you know for laughs but I was immediately distracted by the fact that it was written and directed by Corbin Bernsen . If he like a big time Christian dude ? And when I was trying to look into that I found out that he has the world's largest snow globe collection . The world is an interesting place . Which is good because we're here for a while yet .

Speaking of , when (if) I die and it turns out that there is a god I think I'll say to "him" "How about best two out of three ? Come on , what are you , a pussy ?"

Because of Ant Man & The Wasp Evangeline Lilly is a thing again and she's been talking about Lost a lot , specifically she it wasn't a good time for her . Which is a bummer because even though that show had a crummy last season and THE WORST finale in the history of things ending there was a time when I really loved that show . I still maintain that the 1st season of Lost is the best single season of TV so far .

Besides feeling pressured into doing partial nude scenes she also didn't like the fact that her character started out cool and interesting and quickly became a pair of tits for Jack and Sawyer to fight over . I don't know why that never occurred to me because it bothered me as watcher . I wonder what the actors pretending to fight over said tits felt about it . Probably they were just happen it meant more screentime for them .

As much as I HATE HATE HATE the way that show ended I can't really think of a good story arc for that show . I think they kind of fucked themselves by having a neat concept that couldn't really ever been explained in a satisfactory way .

I will now honor her objection to being eye candy by posting a picture of her in her underwear .



Speaking of great seasons of TV shows I was reading an article about the 25 best seasons of TV ever (because that's the kind of thing I do with my life) and first of all several seasons of the British version of the Office were on there . Which I never cared for . The other day some nerd bully was saying that anyone who liked the American version of the Office better than the original was a piece of trash .

Also on the list was the second season of Fargo - the one with Kirsten Dunst and the from Breaking Bad (not Jesse the creepy one) - which I found surprising because while I liked every season of Fargo so far I thought the second season was the weakest .

To me the first season was the best , possibly because it was the most like the movie - kind of schlubby loser gets in over his head and then turns out to be a legit asshole . Martin Freeman's character was simply evil in the end . And I liked that . Plus Billy Bob Thorton was fantastic .

The gang war aspect of the second season didn't do much for me - especially because the dude from Burn Notice turned in a very wooden performance if you ask me (which you don't) . And the part with the UFO ? I get it there's always a kind of weird unexplained thing that happens in every season but that was too much for me .

Every now and then I look for a website or something that will point out all the connections between the different seasons and the movie but there's not a lot out there - and the dude that makes it tells people not to do that because he feels people need to find those details on their own . Which is mildly annoying . I get it , he's trying to make people watch his stuff over and over again searching for all the little details but I'm not going to . I just want someone else to point out the stuff I missed .

Just recently they said there is going to be a 4th season set in the 50s and it sounds like it's going to be another gang war plot . Chris Rock has been cast as one of the gang leaders . Has he ever played a dramatic role before ? I'm trying to reserve judgment but I'm not super hopeful .

Also wasn't there supposed to be a new Flight of the Concords this summer ? When's that coming ?

In conclusion TV TV TV TV .

I ordered out for both lunch and dinner today . It made me feel like a loser . Lunch was just because I was running behind and had no time but dinner was because I kind of blew it grocery shopping last week . It's funny how even after 23 years experience in buying groceries you can still mess it up sometimes .

I ordered Chinese for dinner . Remember the time I ordered Chinese and the delivery girl came in uninvited because she saw I was watching game thrones and then we had sex ? I do . But even though it happened to be I kind of don't believe it . You know ?


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I'll play but only if I can be a lesbian barbarian with an elf girlfriend
Posted:Aug 3, 2018 7:13 pm
Last Updated:Aug 8, 2018 5:48 pm
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I mostly just game with the same people and have for , you know , 30 or so - but every now and then I interact with outsiders and then I think "Oh , yeah , that's why people think D&D players are huge losers" .

I suppose I shouldn't judge , but then again as a counterpoint , why not ?

People often ask "40 , why are the overwhelming majority of vampires Christians ?" It's rather simple really , people like things that they can relate to - and there's a lot of similarities between vampires and our lord and savior Jesus Christ .

For instance , you have to invite Jesus into your heart - he can't come in on his own . Just like a vampire can't enter your house without being invited - aside from a master vampire in his home area of course .

Also much like vampires are repelled by the sign of the cross Jesus is also not a big fan of crucifixes , for obvious reasons .

And of course , the sacrament of holy communion obviously speaks to the dietary needs of the vampire .

Add on top of that Jesus's resurrection from the dead and the vampire's "crossing over" and you can see how there's a lot of parallels there .

Besides which the main themes of Christian are ones of forgiveness and redemption - which is definitely going to appeal to the undead . I mean think about it , what do you and I really have to be sorry about - I mean REALLY sorry . We're born in original sin and all that , but mostly we're just selfish and lazy - which is bad for sure , but doesn't really emotionally effect us in a way that makes us crave salvation .

A vampire on the other hand , being a slave to their dark desires have a lot to feel like they need forgiveness for - even the good ones that become cops on the night shift . It's akin to how the Samurai of Japan were attracted to Christianity when it first started coming around in Japan - they were professional murders , no matter how justified you feel you are in doing that kind of thing it's going to weigh on you - and then a religion comes around that offers you salivation and promises that all your dark deeds will be washed away ? That's a winning proposition .

Somebody asked me the other day "What is your blog about ?" and I was all like "Well . . . ." Please write a short essay on what you think this blog is about .

I have a pile of running shoes that no longer feel comfortable to me but I "can't" throw them out because they still function fine as shoes you know ? Which is stupid because they're no good to anyone . Who wants used running shoes ?

My ankle was bothering me for a couple days and I think part of is my shoes so I decided to see how often the "experts" say you should replace them . Pretty consistently "they" say you should get a new pair every 300--500 miles . At first I thought this was an outrageous lie to sell more expensive running shoes but thinking back every time I get a new pair they really only seem comfortable for the first 3-4 months .

Which is annoying . It never ends .

Because of said ankle issue I did a couple work-outs for people with a busted wheel . Now , I know that not skinny or even "normal" but I thought I was slimming down some - but there's nothing like doing a bunch of sit-ups and crunches to remind you how flabby you are . Having that big belly bobbing right in your face is kind of a downer .

Speaking of (not really) I tell you this , those women in the Peleton commercial are pretty good looking .

Tomorrow is my birthday - please send me your tributes in the form of novellas about an alternate history where Dracula becomes president after Lincoln is assassinated .
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Would you expect a porn star to put out on the first date ?
Posted:Jul 31, 2018 6:14 pm
Last Updated:Aug 3, 2018 6:44 pm
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If you're going to make a pegging compilation on Pornhub , which you should , I suggest as the music for this artistic endeavor the Violent Femmes "Girl Trouble" . For obvious reasons . You've got pretty stiff competition in "Pegging Groove" though .

Speaking of (not really) remember a while ago when I mentioned that I masturbated and nothing came out ? That happened again . I'm afraid to google it because it can't be anything good . This weekend I think I'll try again and if happens a third time I'll have to worry about it . So you know , pray for my ejaculate .

This is going to be a terrible post for everyone else in the world who texts and FBs and instagrams and all that because it's going to be old news but I don't care . A friend send me some pics from an "app" that proports to show what you'd look like in various states . Pure balderdash of course but amusing .

This is older me ;



This one actually seems moderately plausible although I think I'll be lucky to be that good looking when I'm "old" . I mean for an older dude , not bad .

This is where things start getting ludicrous . This is supposed to be young me ;



Now , and this is hard to believe I know , but I was young once - and I didn't look anything like that . This dude is one handsome cowboy . Hubba-Hubba you know ? If I looked like that when I was "young" I would have had ALL the sex .

And now we get to the truly insane , this is what "they" say I would look like were I a lady instead of a fella ;



RE-DIC-U-LOUS . My attractiveness as a man is debatable , I'm no Brad Pitt obviously but I'm no pigman either - but I would be a rough looking woman . We're talking a triple bagger - one for me , for the guy and one for anyone unfortunate enough to be watching .

This is what I would look like as a woman ;



The friend who sent me these speculated that the app is trying to appeal to the male fantasy of being a sexy lady - which seems plausible to me even though I have never heard any man say anything about that . I just think that men tend to think they're awesome generally so why wouldn't they assume if they were a woman they'd be a real piece of ass ?

Remember that old movie with Jimmy Smits and Ellen Barkin where the pushy Lothario type dude is reincarnated as a sexy lady ? I do . Strangely I think that movie actually captures pretty accurately how a (non-trans type) man would react to spontaneously becoming a sexy lady . Spoiler alert the end of the movie is that Jimmy Smits (banned topic) Ellen Barkin but the movie came out back in the days when casual (banned topic) in movies was okay .

I've been thinking more about this Jimmy Garappolo-Kiara Mia scenario because of course I have . And my question is if you go out with a porn star do you expect them to be DTF immediately ? There seem to be two ways porn stars present themselves ;

1 - We're just normal people with a weird job

2 - BLAH ! I'M A SEX MONSTER GIVE ME ALL THE COCKS IN THE WORLD !!!!!!

I'm not sure I buy either because I feel like the one thing that porn stars have in common with pro wrestlers is that they're essentially "in character" all the time . You know ? Like when Kiara Mia is on the radio (that's still a thing ? ) and saying that she's a huge slut and wants to bang 88 dudes a day - most likely she's just selling her porn star persona . If you're the kind of person who wants to listen to porn stars talk that's what you want to hear them say right ?

In wrestling they call it "kayfabe" .

A few weeks ago I watched a documentary about stupid Hulk Hogan and his lawsuit against Gawker and there was some footage from the trial where the lawyer was trying to impeach his claim of "mental damages" because he was on the radio (again ?! ) bragging about the sex tape to Howard Stern . And his defense was that that wasn't him - that was the character of Hulk Hogan . My friend watching it with me rolled her eyes at that , but it makes perfect sense to me .

Because wrestling (hold onto your butts) is weird . No one thinks that Bruce Willis IS John Mclane (no one sane anyway) and he doesn't pretend he is John McLane when he's not filming but when Chris Jericho is out and about generally he's portraying the character of Chris Jericho because he's trying to sell the reality of something that everyone knows is fake . Sidenote that's why some wrestlers go off the deepend it seems - they forget there's a real person under all that nonsense .

Anyway I feel like it's probably the same for porn stars - if you're out in public you want to project a certain whorey image because that's what's going to make you money .

But also , even if answer is #1 I feel like if you job is sex do you really want to do that in your free time ? It wouldn't surprise me if a porn star didn't really want to bang ever .

And also I wonder if you're Jimmy in that scenario would you want her to put out ? I mean setting aside and STD concerns what are you going to do to impress her ? Although I assume she's probably pretty great and giving blowjobs . Practice makes perfect .
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Chin to taints since 1998
Posted:Jul 30, 2018 7:09 pm
Last Updated:Jul 31, 2018 7:09 pm
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Remember Jonesy , the cat from Alien and Aliens ? I do . Whatever your relative opinion RE cats and dogs you have to admit that a cat would be a much better pet to have on a space ship . A would go nuts on a space ship . A cat is just going to wander around doing cat stuff and occasionally hissing at a xenoform . I mean you want to crawl into a hibernation pod with a dog ? That things is going to go crazy .

Although I suppose the Russians did actually send a into space . I don't think there's ever been an actual space cat . I mean it didn't turn out great but it wasn't the dog's fault .

Remember when they took those spiders into space to see what they would do in low-gravity and they went berserk ? I do .

Today at work someone said to me they said "What did you do this weekend 40 ?" and I says to them I says "Not much , I went to the Smoke Out Hunger BBQ" and they go "Cool , who did you go with ?" and I told them I went by myself .

RECORD SCRATCH SOUND EFFECT !!!!

I amused by the level of horror and concern some people show when you tell them you went and did something alone . Even if they don't give a shit about you (which let's face it , they don't) you can see in their face they immediately start thinking "How can I help this poor disgusting wretch that is so pathetic they had to do something by themselves ?" Like if you say "extremists killed my whole family" they give you no reaction but if you say you want to see "A Quiet Place" without someone else they lose their freaking minds .

I suppose it kind of makes sense for some people . Two of my friends who've been married forever and have a million really can't handle being alone - if they're alone in the house for a weekend they flip their lids . I suppose it's all just what you're used to . I'd probably be equally as mentally uncomfortable is a bunch of people showed up and started living with me .

I mentioned to my best pal the other day that a better plot for a movie than the very tired "crazy murderer saves little girl and decides life has meaning" would be the aftermath - aka a movie about a mentally traumatized little girl being raised by said maniac . Now that's a platform for drama .

So it got me thinking about some other formulas that we could update for movie plots ;

Rogue cop with a deathwish is paired with straight-laced detective about to retire . Rogue cop is fired from the force and faces criminal charges for his many uses of excessive force . Straight-laced cop retires without incident .

A group of estranged siblings gathers for their parent's funeral - everyone is civil and no issues are dredged up . They return home and never really speak again .

An uptight workaholic learns no lesson and their spouse divorces them , they later remarry but it doesn't really work out .

An outcast is accepted into the in-crowd and finds out that it's totally the best and completed forgets about their other outcast friends .

Someone tells a lie to try and hook up with someone else , the lie is never discovered until later and it rips their marriage apart .

A fish out of water is never accepted by their new community and leaves .

A motley crew of losers is destroyed by a superior team and abandons all hope .

Someone realizes they've made a terrible mistake and runs to the airport but the plane has already left - and the person was on it .

The criminal protagonist does NOT have a heart of hold and screws over the hard luck case just like they said they would all along .

Keanu Reeves isn't the chosen one .

The lovable dope doesn't get the girl who's way out of his league .

The ex-special forces guy's family is killed by a drug lord and he reports it to the police and grieves quietly and mournfully .

The sex comedy ends with everyone being arrested for their many sex crimes .
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My anaconda don't want none
Posted:Jul 27, 2018 6:16 pm
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2018 2:56 pm
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For , decades now really , I thought that the song "Baby Got Back" was actually titled "Baby Stay Back" and was a song warning women with large posteriors to stay away from Sir Mix-A-Lot's pet anaconda for their own safety . As my buddy Sassy Mo explained to me today that's not what it's about at all . What I fool I've been . so embarrassed .

As sure you all know the song is actually a layman's explanation of Winifred Scott's proposed Union Army strategy for defeating the Confederacy by blockading southern ports and seizing control of the Mississippi - which became known as the Anaconda Plan .

As Sir Mix-A-Lot said in an 1993 interview with The Granite Tower "The Atlantic and Gulf blockade are an important part of the history of the civil war that don't get a lot of attention in school , I just hope with this song I can help people better understand some of the important features of that conflict . A conflict which still effects our country today , a conflict with far reaching impact . "

In my defense though I DID know that Nikki Minaj's song "Anaconda" is a subtle breakdown of the Vicksburg Campaign which was in many ways the culmination of the Anaconda Plan and the turning point in the war .

Take the lyric "Come through and fuck him in my automobile" for instance , that is clearly a reference to December 29 assault on Walnut Hills in the Chickasaw Bayou . And of course we all know that the Lake Providence Expedition is the inspiration for the line 'Say he don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab' .

What do you think Jennifer "J-Lo" Lopez was thinking when she wrote the song "Booty" ? I assume like most successful recoding "artists" she was thinking "cha-ching !" but I like to pretend that when she was crafting that masterpiece of lyricism that she thought she was taking an important stance about the objectification of women .

Speaking of , have you see that porn star that Jimmy Garappolo is banging ?



She's a full figured gal .

In many of the pictures I've seen she looks like a giant but she's only 5'4 - I guess she must just hang out with shorties all the time . not a big fan of adults being called "Jimmy" or "Johnny" or "Danny" or things of that nature , but I have to say Jimmy seems right for a dude banging a porn star .

As you all know I often make the claim that men and women aren't really that different , a claim that some call "dangerously insane" , but I admit that there are some differences .

Such as , the other day these group of women were drooling over this handsome fellow and then his ran into the scene and he was picking them up and playing with them and doing dad stuff and that turned it from a drooling situation into a "high tide" situation . If you know what I mean . And I feel like you do .

And yet , at least speaking for myself , when ogling a sexy lady and then I find out she has my reaction is always "oh , bummer" .

There's one other difference too , I never have , and probably will never have had , knocked on the bathroom door when someone is in there and asked if everything is okay . That is by a wide margin one of the most mystifying female behaviors I've observed . I can imagine NO good outcome from that question . I mean what are going to do if the answer is "No , please come in here and help me" ?

Nevermind , I don't want to know .
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Ain't no hill for a stepper
Posted:Jul 25, 2018 5:21 pm
Last Updated:Jul 27, 2018 4:23 pm
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I had never heard that expression before today - so at least I got something out of my training class .

My self identity is still one of the put upon guy who works really hard but the world is harsh and uncaring so their efforts amount to a plate of beans , but I know that its not true anymore . I definitely was that for a long time in my life but no longer .

So I thought to myself "alright , instead of getting all moody an self-absorbed about this do something about it , if you want to be the dude who busts his ass for little or no reward just do it" . But the problem is that I see now that it's pointless . I think back to all those days of yore when I would work 65 hours a week and I had all kinds of plans and schemes about making things better and I wonder what was it all for ? I mean best case scenario is what ? The stock price of an evil company goes up one cent maybe ? So why did I feel so good about it ?

So you probably shouldn't define your self-worth by your job , but what should you define it against ?

I mean that's the question we've been asking for the last 50,000 years right ? So I might as well watch some NYPD Blue reruns and not worry about it .

Did you know that the oldest known worship site is over 10,000 years old ? I didn't . And that the oldest known figurine of a deity is almost 40,000 years old ? I didn't know that either .

When I was looking up what "no hill for a stepper" means I came across some other old timey sayings that we should dust off . Such as ;

"If you're born to be hanged you'll never drown" - This is an interesting one because it's basically saying that your fate is your fate and you can't avoid it , but also that it means other bad stuff won't happen to you ? You're supposed to say it when someone avoids disaster , I guess to be a buzzkill .

"Follow friets and freits follow you" friets are superstitions , which I'm going to say equates to negative thinking in these modern times . I don't know if I believe in the "power of positive thinking" but there DOES SOMETIMES seem to be people that bring bad luck on themselves by being perpetually morose . Although I could be mixing up the cause and effect here , maybe they act that way because of their sorry lives .

"Fools should never see work half done" This is a admonishment not to pre-judge . Which is always good advice . I'm pretty sure that's what did in Solo .

"Near is my kirtle but nearer is my smock" this is a way of saying "mind your business" .

In conclusion it turns out there IS rest for the wicked . Please adjust accordingly .
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"I'm a driver . I'm a winner . Things are gonna change . I can feel it
Posted:Jul 24, 2018 5:19 pm
Last Updated:Jul 27, 2018 4:24 pm
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Remember when Denise Ansel thought her boyfriend was cheating on her because she kept hearing about how he was banging an ugly girl and she didn't realize that people were talking about her ? I do . When she found out do you think she was more relieved that said boyfriend wasn't cheating on her or more bummed that people thought she was ugly ?

I'm in boring/stupid training this week and the instructor gives us a 15 minute break that often turns into 30-45 minutes roughly every hour . So far in to days I think he's covered about 88 minutes of material . I don't think he wants to be there . During one of these many breaks yesterday I read an article about how to be a leader in the field of IT . It lost be pretty much instantly as another title could have been "How to manipulate people for fun and profit" . Which , yes , I know that's what working in an office is about by don't shove it my face - I like to pretend my life isn't totally immoral .

The instructor is an older fella and he often says something like "And then the mayor he would go . . . I mean they would go . . . . a mayor can be a girl . . . . I mean a woman . . . . I mean a lady . . . ."

Anyway item number one was quid pro quo - the idea is that if someone doesn't bend to your will fuck up their life by withholding their data or turning off their network access or something , you know , extortion . Which is fine in the business world , I mean your co-workers are your enemies right ? But it's one of my many (many) pet peeves about being in a relationship . I hate haggling over who's going to do what thing they hate in return for what other thing and a thing to be named later . I realize that I'm being a Pollyanna when I say this but there should be no trading require to be with someone . No wheelin' , no dealin' , definitely no sheepy-shappin' . I guess it works for most people but to me if you're constantly trying to pull a fast one on your partner things aren't working out so good .

Speaking of (sort of) I check out dude profiles sometimes just in case I turn out to be gay and I often get a chuckle out of how many guys have on their profile that they want someone who will trust them . Why don't they just say they want someone gullible that they can gaslight at will ?

Speaking of (not really) a lady in my class was having a meltdown because she found out her BF is cheating on her and I wondered as I often do - how do these guys find the time ? You know how hard it is to get ONE woman to sleep with you ? That's a full time job and them some . And somehow all these guys find the time to wrangle up a second woman ? And a lot of these guys that cheat are nothing special you know ?

I asked TLBW about this , because who better than a lesbian to weigh in on men , and she said that cheating is easy "because of all the skanks out there" . Where are all these skanks ? People talk like there's sluts just hanging from the trees but I've never found one .

The point is (j/k you know my posts are pointless) since it has been a year and half since my last date I figured I'd remind myself that it's not for me . I'll skip the preamble and get to the good part . I went out with a lady last night and you know things were going fine , it was the early stages of the whole thing , and she said to me that she was "really into the metoo movement" and I asked her what that meant and it was one of those things that as SOON as the words were out of my mouth I regretted it . I should have just let that go . I've been single for too long though , I don't know how to regulate anymore .

That just seems like a weird thing to say doesn't it ? Or am I wrong here ? Anyway , it went downhill rapidly from there . She clearly thought I was some kind of macho asshole - which isn't right because I'm a dandy asshole , but not like a fancy lad dandy you know ?

Since things were already going south I decided to express my opinion that all forms of entertainment are wicked because that's billions of dollars that could go to helping people and we just don't do it which definitely didn't win me any points either .

Maybe I'll try another date when I'm 45 . That seems like a good age .
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Describe your genitals in 73 words
Posted:Jul 22, 2018 7:54 am
Last Updated:Jul 24, 2018 6:00 pm
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No more , no less .

I saw my HS gym teacher on House Hunters . That bitch choose the wrong house .

Sometimes I think about a blog post and I go "oh man , that could cause controversy" but then I remember only four people read this blog and get over myself .

The other day I learned that they're re-releasing The Dark Knight in theaters and I was filled with something I am told is called happiness because I really want to see that movie on the big screen again . But then I saw this was happening because it was the 10th anniversary of said movie and I was like "what the heck that was TEN YEARS AGO !!!!" If you had asked me I would have said it was like 3 years ago maybe , but then I would have thought about it and said "dang , that movie must have come out a while ago" and gotten quiet and introspective .

Where does the time go ? I was 30 when that movie came out apparently , I had my whole life ahead of me . And look at me now . I'm just a no class beat down fool and I will always be that way .

Point is Dark Knight is a great movie and I will fight anyone who says otherwise .

You know what's not a great movie ? Jennifer's Body . Which I watched last night because what the hell else do I have to do with my life . This movie is widely reviled as a terrible movie but I disagree it's just bad - honestly it's pretty standard for a horror movie you know ?

One thing I'll say Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried were "only" 23 playing HS students in this movie - which isn't so bad in Hollywood terms . I swear to the lord above (praise him ! ) that back in the day when "" dramas were all the rage on the TV there was a show that had a dude playing a HS senior who had a bald spot .

Horror movies obviously lean heavily on tropes and for the most part I'm willing to accept that , but one horror movie trope that always makes me roll my eyes is that every library has an occult section which happens to have a book that describes exactly what's going on and what to do about it . Talk about a writing cheat . Although I suppose I should support that because the underlying message is that reading is good .

That's not the main takeaway though , the main takeaway is this . What was going on is that the rock bad tried to sacrifice Megan Fox to satan in return for fame and fortune - as rock bands are wont to do . But they screwed up because Megan Fox was not a virgin she was a super slut so the sacrifice didn't work right and Megan Fox became filled with satan-power . In order to turn her powers on she had to eat someone but I think that's a pretty good deal anyway .

I'm not saying that anyone should kill and eat anyone else BUT I am saying if you have super powers you can turn on that's better than not having them , even if the condition for their function is undesirable .

Such as let's say you have these powers and you're trapped in a collapsing skyscraper like the Rock in that movie about the skyscraper and there's a bunch of other people there with you - none of whom are the Rock . You can say "Look I can eat one of you and then save everyone else or we can all die" and clearly people are going to be on board with drawing straws to see who gets eaten . There's no reason everyone has to die right ? The needs of the many ? Are you with me people ?

Plus if you wanted to you could go all Vampire Cop and only feed on "bad" people and use your powers from said feeding to fight crime .

I'm just saying having these powers gives you options .

Also there's an amusing scene where Amanda Seyfried is banging her boyfriend and she gets a psychic vision of Megan Fox eating a goth and she freaks out and said boyfriend is all like "What's wrong ? Am I hurting you ? Is my dick too big ?" and he has a half-grin at the thought . Classic .

The limited powers is something that I would like to see explored more often . The only superhero I can think of like that is Hourman - who as you might imagine , only has his powers for an hour a day . It lends itself naturally to drama - if the shit is going down and you're already used your hour of power for the day what do you do ? And is something is happening you have to decide , am I going to use my powers for this ? And what happens if you don't and then someone dies and then nothing else happens that day ? It's rich in trenchant metaphor for the uncertainty of life and how even the most powerful can still feel helpless .

Anyway my new goal in life is to bring Jennifer's Body 2 to fruition . I feel like the world is ready for another Jennifer's Body .

But 40 haven't you gone on record as saying Megan Fox is the worst actress ever ?

Sure , but it's a horror movie . Also she wasn't SO bad in this movie . Also also she was on that show with Zooey Deschanel and she was alright so maybe she's better now .

In conclusion you know what would be neat ? Some kind of Dr. Frankenstein , Dr. Moreau , Dr. Jekyll team-up .
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Pro tip
Posted:Jul 20, 2018 5:54 pm
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If you want a skylight in your bedroom but you can't afford it just sleep standing up against a wall facing a window .

Did you know that Twister was the second highest grossing film in 1996 ? I didn't . The appeal of that movie was inexpiable to at the time . It still is .

40 , what other movies came out that and what are you thoughts on them ?

glad you asked .

I didn't see ANY movies in January . I watched part of From Dusk Till Dawn on TV once but it didn't hook into watching more than a few minutes . There's a ton of sequels to that movie which I assume are all awful which makes me wonder , did Quentin Tarentino not own the rights to that movie or did he sign off on those sequels ? Neither seems very Terentinoy . Can you image if they did that will all his movies ? I can .

In February Happy Gilmore came out . Along with Punch-Drunk Love the only good thing Adam Sandler ever did - which hey two good movies is nothing to sneeze at . Two more than most of us you know ? And a young Julie Bowen ? Check please if you know what I mean . And I feel like you do .

Also that month Mr. Wrong , possible the only movie Ellen DeGeneres was the star of ? Why did I see this movie ? I went to meet my friend Zombo at the movie theater where he worked because we were going to do something , I forget what , but he had some long complicated mildly nonsensical reason why he couldn't leave right away - classic Zombo . So I went and watched that movie while he did whatever . There was one other dude in theater and he left immediately after the credits were done and the movie started . Not a good movie but not awful . "Stolen beer tastes better" is what I learned from Bill Pullman in that movie .

Next that month , Mary Reilly - I went to see this because I heard it was a retelling of Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde . I guess ? I know it sucked hard . That's about all I remember .

Next Unforgettable - This movie is a mess . Ray Liotta starts injected the memories of his dead wife into himself to try and solve a murder case . This movie seems like something my buddies and I would have come up with when were 10 - it's just bonkers . Is Ray Liotta a terrible actor ? I can't tell . Is he even an actor ? It seems like he's just being Ray Liotta most of the time . Plus side I think there was some Linda Fiorentino side boob .

March - Down Periscope - I have no idea why I went to see this . It looked awful and it was . Is this Kelsey Grammer's only starring role in a movie ?

Up Close and Personal - Again I have no idea why I went to see this . I mean not a bad movie but not really the kind of movie for the 18 demographic . All I remember is the scene where Michelle Pfeifer is in the prison during the riot and they guy is going to (banned topic) her but Robert Reford tells her to get the guy on camera so then he doesn't . Which seems dubious . Do you think they aged-up Michelle Pfeiffer for Ant-Man ? I couldn't tell if she had kind of crummy " person" make up on or if that's just how she looks now . Oh wait , I remember I went to see this with my buddy Pinecone and his GF - not sure why they often invited on their dates . It was kind of weird .

The Birdcage - Fabulous . Maybe the only Robin Williams movie I like ? No , World According to Garp . Oh , and the Fisher King . I guess I don't dislike Robin Williams as much as I thought . Dead Poets Society is one of my most hated movies though .

Fargo - The best . I cannot believe the bullshit English Patient beat this movie out for best picture . Fuck you English Patient .

Diabolique - I think I went to see this because it was about two hot chicks making out and I was 18 and got to see movies for free . They tried to frame dude for murder maybe ? I mean it was a movie with Chazz Palmentari in it , so . . .

Flirting with Disaster - Loved it ! Ben Stiller's only good movie ? Maybe . And a young Tea Leoni ? Call me a cab you know what I mean ?

Sergeant Bilko - This movie made me sad because I thought up until this point that Steve Martin was gold . I as disabused of that notion . Bad

April - Fear - Not to be confused with PRIMAL Fear which came out the same week . Markie-Mark is an obsessed boyfriend I think . Meh . This movie had Reese Witherspoon , Amy Brenneman and Alyssa Milano in it which is the only thing that made it weak instead of awful . I think this the movie that launched Mark-Mark's career , such as it is . He murdered a guy IRL right ?

James and the Giant Peach - I think I went and saw this because I thought it would be like Nightmare Before Christmas . It was not . I think I left right before the end . Not really the right demographic .

The Substitute - Yeah . . . . no . The white teacher saving black movie has been made at least 7000 times , but this one has guns and explosions ! The scene where Tom Beringers's wife gets attacked by the kind of freaked me out . Students can beat up teachers ?! I was shocked . Tells you a bit about the world I grew up in eh ?

Mulholland Falls - It was 'okay' . It's for sure the movie I most often think is a different movie based on the title .

The Truth About Cats and Dogs - Yipes . I went to see this because I had a crush on Jeanene Garafalo . This movie didn't quite cure me of that but it started me down that path . There's a phone sex scene that I found horribly awkward and scarred me for life .

May - Barb Wire . This is one of only FOUR movies I've walked out of . Why did I go and see it ? Because it was a comic book movie back when comic book movies NEVER happened . I knew it would suck because Pam Anderson , but for reals five minutes in I says to Moochie "can we bail or what ?"

The Craft - Meh . This probably would probably have been decent if not for the fact that every girl in school LOVED it , so I got annoyed about having to hear about it all the time and knicked it down a notch .

The Great White Hype - Loved it .

Last Dance - I never saw Dead Man Walking so I thought this was a pretty good movie . That used to happen , a pretty good movie came out around the same time as a much better movie about the same thing so everyone hated it . Doesn't seem to happen anymore . Collusion I guess .

Twister - Not a fan

Boys - I remember this movie making no sense , not in terms of a stupid or confusing plot it just seemed like it had been edited by a chimp . I found out later this movie got really screwed up - the studio didn't like it so they tried to change it into a comedy after the fact . It may not even technically be a movie .

Heaven's Prisoners - Weak ass . I think I went and saw it because Teri Hatcher was fully nude in it and I was 18 . Keep in mind this was back in the days before porn was ubiquitous so you can't judge me TOO much . But you can judge .

Mission Impossible - It was decent

The Arrival - Meh . My buddy Ropeire is an extra in this movie , he's smoking by the ambulance .

Dragonheart - It was okay . I mean there was a dragon and I was into fantasy stuff so sure .

June - The Phantom - Not good . But a young Catherine Zeta-Jones . You put your hat on for that you know ? They gave out skull rings when you went to see this movie - I have five of them . They are awesome . And yes , I will be 41 in two weeks .

The Cable Guy - I love this movie . I don't get why people hate it . The only good Jim Carey Movie ? No , Truman Show .

Moll Flanders - One of my top most hated movies ever . I wanted to leave so bad but I didn't drive so I was stuck there and for some reason Hernandez wanted to see the whole thing . It might actually be an okay movie but definitely not a good choice for an 18 boy .

Lone Star - Great movie

July - The Frighteners , good movie

Multiplicity - I love this movie but I admit that it's not good . I was really into the idea of cloning at the time so this was right up my cornshoot . My favorite part is all the clones bang Andie McDowell , even the subhuman one , and then the original guy is like "WTF clones !"

A Time To Kill - glad they're dead and I hope they burn in hell ! Good movie . I ashamed to admit that for a long time I thought this movie was based on To Kill A Mockingbird because I never read it in school . Later I did read it and I was like "huh" .

Kingpin - Some of this movie is great . Some of it is a dude taking a dump in a urinal . So . . . mixed bag . I say this , I love Bill Murray in this movie .

August - Chain Reaction - Meh

The Fan - I like this movie . I might be one of the few people that does . I mean the scene at the end where the dude is going to kill the guy's unless he hits a home run ? That's messed up . You know how hard it is to hit a home run ?

Bordello of Blood - Tits .

The Island of Dr. Moreau - Ugh , terrible . I wish they had made this story into a decent movie just once . These writers should visit the House of Pain .

Solo - A cyborg fights a drug cartel . Yep .

A Very Brady Sequel - I liked this movie . Eat a dick haters .

Carpool - Lame

Crow 2 - City of Angels - Like all teenage dirtbags at the time I LOVED the original Crow . LOVED it . Like I was IN love with it . This movie was of course garbage . My buddy Steve the Virgin said at the time "it wasn't so bad" . So for the past 22 my buddy NorthStar says at least once a month to Steve the Virgin "What do you know , you liked Crow City of Angels" .

September - Bogus - I want to blast this movie for being a piece of shit but I mean it's my own fault . Why did I go see it ? I knew what it was . This one was on me .

Last Man Standing - Weak

2 Days in the Valley - At the time many of my friends were taking film and media classes at the local community college and they talked about how great this movie was because of bullshit filmmaking crap . It was OK .

October - That Thing You Do ! No

Bound - I think I saw this because it had lesbians and I was 18 .

Ghost and the Darkness - I love this movie . Those lions were heroes . If more animals had attacked humanity when they still had a chance things might be better . And now it's too late .

The Long Kiss Goodnight - It was okay . I think Geena Davis said "Hump" in it .

The Chamber - Barf

Sleepers - Yeah . . . . good I guess ? Wince

High School High - Jon Lovitz as the lead ? What did you expect ?

Thinner - I wish I could get cursed for a few days you know ?

November - Romeo and Juliet . Good movie , better soundtrack . Romeo thou art a villain ! A curse on both your houses !

Larger Than Life - Bill Murry and Jeanene Garafalo and Linda Fiorentino to boot ? Too bad it sucked .

Ransom - Pretty good , I like the concept .

Set It Off - Women robbing a bank ? Awesome . Awesome to the max . And this was back in the days when women didn't do anything . Good soundtrack too .

The Mirror Has Two Faces - Nope

Star Trek First Contact - Not great . They felt they had to put Shatner in there otherwise people wouldn't know it was Star Trek . Cowards .

The Crucible - Good stuff

Slingblade - Great stuff . That movie really shook me up for a while .

Adrenaline Fear the Rush - Bahahahahahaha . Oh Chris Lambert .

Daylight - Lame

Mars Attacks ! - I love this movie I don't care what anyone says .

Scream - Actually a pretty good movie . I liked Drew Barrymore dying right away . That was a slap in the face .
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You better let somebody love you, before it's too late
Posted:Jul 17, 2018 5:09 pm
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Classic , I was too busy to blog for a few weeks and my watchers went up . Then when someone reminded me I had a blog and started posting again they went back down . I guess I'm only interesting in theory . Which checks out .

You know what I've noticed ? People on the TV and in movies and whatnot love having sex against walls . Does that ever happen in real life ? I assume they do it because it's easier to frame the shot - I mean two people lying in bed ? That's a nightmare for lighting and for camera angle - which is why they always have porn stars banging on a couch .

Did you know that in the 1300's it was common to have two beds , one for sleeping and one for sex ? It was considered quite uncouth to have sex in your sleeping bed and vice versa .

One time the WWE had this show Tough Enough . Well several times actually , but I'm just talking about the first time when it was kind of good not the 3 terrible times they tried to bring it back with a different format . It was a pretty simple concept - people off the street trying to learn how to wrestle and make the big time . One of the first things they would do , which is a common thing in wrestling schools , is they would weed out all the "dreamers" by doing 500 squats and then running 5 miles , then a bunch of push-ups and sit-ups , then another run , then more whatever and on and on - which would thin out the herd pretty quickly .

The deal was if you couldn't keep up you were out UNLESS you were really hurt in which case you could go see the doctor and if they said it was okay you could come back . There was this one dude who had a great body , looked like a million bucks , but obviously he just worked out his glamor muscles and did no cardio because he was gassed after like 10 minutes . So he went to see the doctor and the doctor said "you're fine get back out there" and he did and then after a few more minutes he went back to the doctor and so on and so forth . After he did this a few times the trainer dude came back and started chewing his ass and told him to either stay out there or quit .

And the dude was all defiant and angry and kept shouting "I'll show you ! I'll never give up ! I'll show you !" And then 20 minutes later he gave up .

I think about that guy sometimes because I feel like a goodly amount of people are very much like that . They think they're the scrappy underdog who's going to defy the odds but they're probably not - they're mostly like the story of a guy (or gal) who started at the bottom , stayed at the bottom and then ended up at the bottom . I mean there are inspirational stories of people defying the odds and doing amazing things but the reason they're so inspirational is because that's rare .

Not sure why I bring this up . Just something that was on my mind .

I could probably be fairly described as self-deprecating (if anyone where to bother to describe me amiright ? zing ! ) which as far as annoying personality traits isn't so bad . I mean it only really effects me .

WRONG !!!

Thanks to our good friends at Cosmo I have learned otherwise . Turns out that self-deprecation is just ANOTHER tool used by men to manipulate women . I'm part of the problem it turns out ! I guess I should have known .

You see I've come to find out that hyper-aware self-mockery is a way for men to lower women's expectations . The kicker is that it's all Judd Apatow's fault somehow . I didn't quite grasp how but I feel like Cosmo knows what it's talking about . Oh wait , that's good though because it means that I'm NOT part of the problem because Judd Apatow made me do it . Yay ! I shifted that blame nicely . But I still suck so don't expect much from me when we date for 3 years and I whine the whole time about how I'm not good enough for you .

Some lady said this about that 'Some of the most thoughtful, liberal, egalitarian men I know have trouble swallowing this issue — they get defensive, tabulate how many dishes they've washed, frame the argument as a hacky, divisive, "men suck/women rock" feminist caricature.'

As it happens men suck/women rock caricature is an important arsenal in the campaign to hold women down . You see what you do is you bang your girlfriend's nail lady (pedicurist ? I'm too dumb to know what's called so don't expect much from me) and when she finds out you give her a speech about how weak and horrible men and how all women are Diana of Troy aka Wonder Woman and they're so powerful and awesome you just couldn't handle it so you made a mistake and put your cock in a half-Vietnamese lady's asshole .

And then said girlfriend ceases the search for legitimate discussion and turns to the programmatic feminine role of soothing male anxiety . And it works ! Because the woman who wants to believe she can show the guy she loves a side of himself he has never seen . "Oh Jimmy , you're not a bad person . I really do love and admire you. " And then wango-bango you're back humping the nail lady in no time flat .

That Judd Apatow is a real shitbird for creating this . Next time I see him at Monica's on Wilshire I'm going to kick him in the nuts . I'll probably fail though because I suck so bad at everything . Sniff , sniff .
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Quadruple penetration
Posted:Jul 16, 2018 6:45 pm
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You know how when you're driving on a residential 2 lane street and parking is allowed on one side of the street so it's really basically a one lane street and when a car is coming down the side of the street where there's no parking you move aside by the parked cars and let it pass but you don't really get ALL the way over because you just need to create enough room for the one car going the other way ?

Good .

So I was doing that today and the numbskull behind decided that he was going to go AROUND instead of waiting . There's certainly not enough room for three cars on a 2 lane street which is why I was waiting , and yet he felt totally fine trying to jam FOUR cars in there . Spoiler alert ;

It

Didn't

Fucking

Work

I've seen a lot of dum-dums do a lot of dum-dum driving maneuvers - to the point where I would wager heavily that aliens studying earth probably report back to alien boss that the main thing humans do is drive around making bad decisions - but that is possible the dum-dummiest dum-dum maneuver I've ever seen .

Do you ever want to say to people "Did you know that your car is solid ? And as such cannot occupy the same space as another solid object ?" Because a significant number of people don't seem to be able to grasp that . Maybe there's more ghost cars on the road than I realize .

Remember back in August of '83 when Mr. Saito wailed on Hulk Hogan ? I do . It's one of my fondest childhood memories . I watched a documentary recently about a billionaire gay guy using Hulk Hogan as his puppet to destroy Gawker because they outed him as gay and in said documentary the gay co-founder of Gawker said that outing gay people is totally fine and even desirable because being in the closet empowers homophobia because it send the message that gay dudes are ashamed of their own lifestyle .

not sure what to think about .

At various points in my life people have accused of being smart which really annoys because not . It's like when people tell fat people that they're not fat or uggos that they're not ugly - I mean I guess they're trying to be nice but it just pisses me off . Stupids and fatties and uggos know what they are - don't try to blow smoke up their fat stupid ugly asses you know ?

A smart person is someone who comes up with something like retained asset accounts - that person is smart . Evil . But smart . They figured out a way to make money off PAYING claims . That's the kind of thing a smart person does . Not only that but they came up with this clearly evil idea and then they came up with a way to make it seem not evil - like they're helping people . That's smart . And not only that but then they convinced the people they're ripping off that it's good for THEM . That's super smart .

I feel like most smartness is probably used for evil because you really don't need to be crafty to be good you know ? Don't be a jerk to people , that's a pretty simple concept that most people can grasp (actually doing it is something else altogether) but figuring out new ways for corporations to screw people over and then make those people think it's good for them , you need to have some brainpower for that .

In other news at work trying to take away everyone's Mifi device but some people won't give them up because they say they can't always get reception on their phone . But the Mifi is on the same network so that makes no sense .
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If the ghost of JFK told you to expose yourself in public would you do it ?
Posted:Jul 14, 2018 5:57 pm
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2018 6:27 pm
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I probably wouldn't . I mean the dude was dead for a decade and a half before I was born so I was never into him like some people were . And I bet even those people wouldn't now , because A that was a long time ago and B now everyone knows more about how he was kind of a dirty bitch . But I would bet in the 70s and maybe the 80s a lot of people would whip out their junk on a crowded street if the spirit of JFK told them to . I think he still had enough cache then to pull that off .

I wonder in today's fast paced modern world what celebrity could tweet "hey everyone run outside naked next Friday" and get the most people do it .

Whenever you're watching Piranha 7 or Lake Placid 13 or Megashark VS Supergator VS Tori Spelling 2 or Bikini Beach Massacre 8 and there's a party scene on the beach with hundreds of hot babes do you ever wonder where all the babes come from ? I mean there's lots of women who want to be actresses but just logistically how could you find so many hotties and wrangled them all to the same beach for shooting ? Most of the guys are pretty good looking too but I assume they just show up naturally once the babes are there .

If I was one of those women I'd have a real attitude about it . "I did full frontal in Terror Blood Death Lake 9 The Head Severing ! You show me so FUCKING respect !!!"

You know when you're watching Saw 55 or Turistas 4 or Hot Chicks Being Tortured 9 or Funny Games or the Strangers or Wrong turn and an actual actor turns in instead of some horror movie nobody , do you ever wonder why they took that role ? Is it fun to do a movie where ever scene is you ugly crying and screaming in a thong and a camisole ? I mean if you're going to make a horrible movie , and if you're a famous actor you are , why wouldn't you at least chose a terrible movie that would be more fun ?

I remember Sandra Bullock saying once in an interview that actors do take movie roles that they know will suck just because they want to work and most movies suck . It's a strange concept .

You know what I think about sometimes ? Meryl Streep doing porn . Not because I super want to see Meryl Streep getting slammed by some dude with a massive dong (although I'd watch it of course) but because I think people would lose their minds . The scenario I envision is that Meryl Steep is all like "I've done pretty much everything an actress can do , except one thing . . . ." And I don't mean a Hollywood movie about porn or like a documentary about porn , I mean Meryl Streep in a straight up porn - Naught Nurses 16 or Backdoor Sluts 32 or Whale Tails 701 .

So if that ever happens I thought of it first .

I wonder what the worst movie she was ever in was . Probably She-Devil .

You ever have a memory just pop into your head apropos of nothing ? A few weeks ago out of the blue I remembered back when I was in college and I was in town on the weekend hanging out in the bowling alley parking lot because that's what we did in the period after all my friends were too self-conscious to play games anymore but before they realized that life is too short to not do things you wanted to do .

Anyway , we're hanging around the bowling alley parking lot doing a whole lot of nothing and the police came and arrested this dude I knew a little bit called Rosey . That wasn't his real name but I can't remember why people called him that . Some stupid "inside joke" that had something to do with sex . I never saw him again after that day . We weren't close but he was one of those friends of a friends who you see all the time but don't really know you know ? And then the police take him away and I never see him again .

So maybe he had done something bad enough that he actually went to prison . Or his girlfriend had just dumped him that day so maybe he was super depressed and did himself in .

You want to know how they broke up ? Too bad I'm going to tell you anyway . He had cooked something for lunch for them which you know is a pretty sweet move when you're 20 and she was totally swept off her feet . So much so that she took some kind of frosting off a desert he had made and put it on his chest and face and started licking it off . So then he made the move to start the sexing and she got mad and it turned into a big fight .

I don't want to be one of "those" guys but I feel like you shouldn't lick frosting off someone unless you're DTF .

Anyway I asked a couple people that knew him better back then and no one saw Rosey again after that day . Wouldn't it be crazy if the cops just drove him out on the woods and shot him ?

Also it's weird to think there was a time in my life when people could just disappear and no one really commented on it . Truly young people are self centered monsters . Just like old people . And middle aged people .

Speaking of , I was at an exhibit about 1968 at the Minneapolis History Museum and one of the displays had an excerpt from a book written at the time about how America was addicted to gun violence . It seemed very timely 50 years later and I remembered it for several days - long enough to write it down so I could post in my blog like the attention slut I am , but I had written it on the back of the envelop for my water bill and I threw it away without realizing .

I don't remember the name of the book so I tried to look it up but there a TON of books about all the crazy stuff that went down in 68 .
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