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Who’d have thought they actually meant Camel toes?🤪  

partygald 41F
3082 posts
5/28/2018 5:41 am

Last Read:
7/18/2018 8:05 am

Who’d have thought they actually meant Camel toes?🤪


I was at the gym earlier today and was supposed to meet my husband for dinner before heading home cos neither of us wanted to cook today. He had suggested this Italian restaurant, and since we didn’t plan beforehand, I texted the Husband to bring me a nice dress and a set of underwear cos I didn’t bring a change of clothes to the gym. In hindsight, always always call to make sure the Husband brings what he’s supposed to 😣

He brought me a maroon dress I haven’t worn in ages, and (I think it’s deliberate) did not bring me any underwear 😑. I should have checked when he passed me the bag of clothes and toiletries, but I didn’t. I only found out there was a dress inside after my shower. 🤣. We went for dinner anyway 🤷🏻‍♀️ So hey, if you were at said Italian restaurant and inadvertently got flashed, well, uh..deal with it, I suppose 🤪

Anyhow, while waiting for the Husband after I was done with my workout, I joined some friends at a cafe right beside the gym. These were people I see at the gym. They were already seated when I joined them, and after a few seconds, I realised they were talking about cameltoes. I thought it was an odd topic to be discussing, but not uncommon given how common it must be in a gym environment. But the conversation was weird in a sense, I was struggling to grasp what exactly they were talking about. I just knew it was about cameltoes. Terms like “evenly spread” were used and I for one have never heard THAT before.

I must have looked really lost cos one of them stopped the conversation and asked me if I knew what they were talking about. It kinda went like this:

Guy 1: Do you know what we’re talking about?
Me: yeah. Cameltoes right?
Guy 1: Yes. And?
Me: And what?
Guy 1: What do you think?
Me: It’s natural. It’s really unavoidable sometimes.
The rest: Wait wait. Unavoidable how?
Guy 1: Hang on a Sec. Do you know what cameltoe we’re talking about?

To which, I push my chair back, stood up, and pull my tights up and pressed my thighs together, and went “this! Cameltoe right?”

They then burst out laughing. One of them actually looked mortified and blushed. Apparently, this guy was telling the group about Camel toes. How they’re spread out so their weight is distributed evenly so they don’t sink in the sand🤣

How the fuck was into know? Lol
So yeah....that my booboo for the day. Figured I’d share this before I forget 🤪

Happy Monday y’all! Have a good week!!

partygald 41F
1963 posts
5/28/2018 5:42 am

The Husband was laughing his ass off over dinner when I told him too 😋


notsure1949 74M
10657 posts
5/28/2018 5:58 am

some things have two meanings


TrucknLuvn 59M/41F  
1622 posts
5/28/2018 6:24 am

Totally sounds like something I would do!

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Maize32 55M  
1391 posts
5/28/2018 6:26 am

Too funny!!! Thank you for sharing.


Luv2bottom4u2 66M  
1875 posts
5/28/2018 7:13 am

Luv to check out your Came Toe sweetie, and I promise not to laugh at it either !


MyBaffies 54M
4983 posts
5/28/2018 8:52 am

Hope your face didn't match your maroon dress in embarrassment.

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boobwhisperer69 61M  
8322 posts
5/28/2018 9:18 am

I think yours was way more interesting! And better looking too!


1bighammer1000 58M
4304 posts
5/28/2018 9:20 am

Ha ha I would of had my mind in the same place.

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99looking 60M
186 posts
5/28/2018 10:41 am

Now, that was funny! Regarding your previous blogs... all good on the western front with your stories.


gootman4u 64M
34 posts
5/28/2018 1:04 pm

Hey...


HuttValleyboy67 56M
547 posts
5/28/2018 7:06 pm

    Quoting Maize32:
    Too funny!!! Thank you for sharing.
agreed, very funny


discreteSteve62 50M
2169 posts
5/28/2018 8:18 pm

My mind would have been in the same place, unless I had come into the conversation soon enough to hear something about sand, camels, etc.

Funny conversation in any case. Thanks for sharing.


Gotti365 44M
14 posts
5/28/2018 8:34 pm

Hahaha, I love this story. Spontaneity and directness must never die!

Thanks for sharing.


proteus_2a 58M
7979 posts
5/29/2018 12:16 am

Bravo for your spirited answer my lady
Certainly no "Booboo" here !

Cheers - P


ClitLickB4DickU 65M  
1392 posts
5/30/2018 3:12 am

Get some new friends..........

.even though my work is science based, none of my friends would sit around and discuss a Camel-Toes weight distribution over a coffee or drink, they'd be discussing the one you demonstrated


pal334 69M  
45821 posts
5/31/2018 5:19 am

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southernbbc89 34M

6/2/2018 11:55 am

fucking hilarious


STLshowoff 57M  
66 posts
6/3/2018 3:11 pm

WTF? Who actually talks about camels?


MmYesPleaseMm 48M/44F

7/18/2018 7:06 am

Thanks for sharing! Great job!


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