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Why are Disney guy's so terrible?  

CeriosEros 39M
616 posts
11/16/2017 5:27 am

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Why are Disney guy's so terrible?


Hell hath no fury like a Disney fan scorned but I know I'm right on this one. It's obvious that most Disney's leading follow a pattern of a terrible people who meet girl she brings out his inner goodness and they get together. There is a blaring lack of good guys in Disney movies. And if they're not a bad boy they usually don't get the girl.

If you look a it there have only been 13 leading male characters that were good decent guys. And by good decent male characters I mean that they don't have a obviously problematic personality flaw, make honorable decisions and are generally kind human beings.The guys are Mike and Sully from monsters inc., Pongo from 101 dalmatians, Hercules from Hercules, Bernard from the rescuers, Woody from toy story, Simba from the lion king, Kristof from frozen, Li Shang from Mulan, Quasimodo from the hunchback of Notre Dame, Marlin from finding Nemo, Flik from a bug's life Tarzan from Tarzan.

Mike and Sully did not have a romantic story line. In fact being a good friend to Sully almost lead to the end of Mike's relationship. Marlin got no action, Neither did Flik, Pongo didn't have a romantic storyline but remained a devoted partner no matter the situation. Woody did not have a romantic storyline either but did have a flirtatious relationship with Bo. Bernard another non romantic storyline I'm the first movie but married the girl in the second movie which came out of nowhere because there was no romantic undertones in the first movie. That only leaves 6 good guys with a chance at a loving relationship. Simba got the girl, Quasimodo didn't even get a date, Kristof got a date and a kiss, Li Shang I think got a date? There was no formal acknowledgement but it is implied. Tarzan got the girl, So did Hercules but Meg did set him up to be murdered after he saved her from a monster. You got to forgive I guess?

Compare that success rate to the Disney Prince's. Going back to the beginning. They were all handsome, brave and shallow. The only reason Prince Phillip wanted Snow Aurora was because she was the fairest of them all. This goes from Prince Florian in snow white to Prince Charming in Cinderella, Prince Phillip and finally ended after Prince Eric in the little mermaid. Who by the way was first seen partying on a military ship. Which means he was at least of military age of 21.That would be fine if Ariel hadn't just turned 16.

After that era ended a new one started with Aladdin who was the first of the assholes with the heart of gold. Aladdin is selfish, manipulative, a chronic liar and a theft. Prince Adam aka the beast was next with his explosive temper and violent out busts who kidnaps a women and her father. Belle is a garbage human being too but that's a different subject. Then there John Smith from pocahontas, he is a tricky one because he did start off racist by singing about killing Ingens. His words not mine and he kind of got the girl but not really so it's a wash. The era of the asshole with a heart of gold ends with Flynn Ryder from tangled. She Aladdin. Then comes that are of selfish guys like Mr. Incredible from the Incredibles, Lightning McQueen from cars, Ralph from wreck it Ralph, and the king of all of them Prince Naveem from the princess and the frog We are now in the era of girl power where the guy is non existent like in Moana and Brave, or inside out totally. Which is fine. Not all movies need a romantic storyline but there seems to be an real lack of male/ female romantic relationships in Disney movies.

I know I'm missing a lot of characters so I'm just going to throw some out their. Robin hood, see Aladdin. Peter Pan, selfish and violent. Remini, Arrogant and selfish. Ok I'm done messing with our Disney overlords.

CeriosEros 39M
642 posts
11/16/2017 5:28 am

I didn't think this would be such a task and I lost it halfway through. I hope it's understandable.


Jenforit33 44F
6 posts
11/16/2017 7:21 am

Dear CeriosEros
I enjoy your insightful essays.
Keep em coming. Jen x


CeriosEros 39M
642 posts
11/16/2017 10:07 pm

    Quoting  :

What I mean by romantic storyline is the classic Disney happy ever after with a engagement, wedding or a clear "This romantic relationship is going to work out" I got loopy halfway through and lose focus so I wasn't as clear as I wanted to be. And it seems to me if you're not a flawed guy in a Disney movie there is no happy every after for you romantically.


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