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That's it. No more fucking strangers 😑  

partygald 41F
3082 posts
10/18/2017 4:33 am

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2/8/2018 8:01 pm

That's it. No more fucking strangers 😑


I don't get some people. Was out running errands and decided I'd take the scenic route back which involves a little detour passing the beach. I saw a group of three guys and three girls doing partner yoga, or acro yoga on the beach. They were balancing each other on their hands and feet, which is always cool to watch. I've done it a few times and found it quite fun, so I stopped to watch them for awhile.

The girls were in their bikinis and the guys topless and in their shorts. It was all good til one of the girls was balancing upside down on another girl, and her tits fell out. She screamed and made a fairly big deal about it and tried to be modest and covered back up. But they were all in bikinis, and this kept happening a few times, and every time her tits fell out, it was a dramatic attempt to cover up. I suppose that's her way of getting attention from whoever she was trying to get attention from. 😝 I have to say, it was effective, but a lil irritating to watch from the side. LOL But good on her though. Hope she gets laid ☺️

Anyway, I was supposed to continue posting about my recent trip to Taiwan but I just remembered something stupidly unsatisfying I did a few months ago. Let's run with that then, I'll post about Taiwan next time.

This was at the height of my husband's travels and, basically, I wanted to get laid. I had had a few conversations with the Husband on the phone about how sexually depraved I was getting and he suggested I make a few bootycalls. The problem was, my boy toy was back in Beijing and most of my fwbs don't live on this island. There was a guy I used to hook up with who lived further inland but that's not a door I'd like to reopen, if you know what I mean.

So, the best I could come up with at the time was to go on a date. 😳 I have another Friend who runs an Airbnb villa here, who is actively dating. So I gave her a call and we chat and she set me up with some Friend of a Friend of hers. One of those things. The only catch was she only dates younger guys, and naturally had set me up with some young stud. I went with it anyway cos I was just looking to get laid.

So I met this guy (who's name I can't even fucking remember! LOL ) at one of the beach bars here. We chat for a bit and he seemed like a nice guy. Clean cut, tall, blonde, Danish. Reminds me of my boy toy, Cept this one's Dane. So all good. Not the most interesting conversation we had, but I wasn't there for that. I rode a motorbike to our date, so I didn't end up drinking at all. He knocked a few back and we danced for a bit before I suggested we go someplace else. He hopped on behind me and we rode back to my place. I was hesitant to use my own place but the alternative was his place, which was a room in someone's house. I wasn't crazy about that 😜

The entire ride back he was already fondling the inside of my thighs through my pants, and was about to reach down my pants when I stopped him. We were on the road. I let him reach up my tank top to play with my breasts, and he even started biting me lightly on my neck. At this point I remember thinking it was going well. We got back to my place but I didn't want him inside my home so I got him on the couch on the porch outside😋

He was seated on the couch and I was cradling him. He was a sloppy kisser, so I directed his lips to my tits instead. We took each other's top off and he was nibbling and sucking on my nipples and squeezing them with his hands (which was the only thing he managed right. He's lucky he has big hands 😜) and I was grinding on his already hard dick. He moved from one nipple to another but every time he was not sucking or nibbling, he kept saying , "yeah...that's what's up...". What a ducking turn off. Lol

Ok, so I thought, let's shut him up. I told him to lie back and had to tell him firmly twice that I want to sit on his face before he got it. At this point, I remember thinking this was killing the mood really fast. I got him down, I kicked my pants off and straddled his face. He was all over the place. Tonguing me for a few seconds, then moving to do something else; jamming his tongue into my clit. Really killing the mood.

So I thought, ok, never mind. I grabbed his head to hold him still and I moved my hips instead. Not only did that didn't work, his tongue disappeared and he kept grabbing my hips to stop me. So I gave up. I got him to sit on the backrest of the couch while I kneeled on the seat to suck him off. I wanted to taste his dick while I touched myself. That, too didn't last long. I had to stop every few seconds cos he threatened to cum. It wasn't going well but I was horny as fuck and was determined to at least get something going. So I settled on getting him to lean back while I had his dick rubbing on my face while I touched myself off.

He left me to do that til I came on my own. I then asked him if he was good to go, to which he replied by calling me a horny bitch 😑 I was getting pissed at this point but, as mentioned, was horny as fuck so I told him to fuck me like a horny bitch. Well, technically, he wasn't wrong 😜

I told him to slide down cos I wanted to ride him in a reverse cowgirl. I wanted to watch his dick penetrate me. But he surprised me by spinning me around and pushed me face first into the backrest. He wanted to fuck me from behind. I was like, yeah. Now we're talking. He then started tonguing my ass, and even fingered me a little. So I thought, let's run with this. He was about to slide his dick inside me when I reached down, grabbed it and redirected it to my ass. I looked back and told him to fuck me in the ass. As far as dirty talk goes, that usually works.

And of course, he went "yeah, that's what's up" 😑 He grabbed a handful of hair with his left hand and directed his dick into my ass with his right. I had to reach back to control how fast he was about to jam his dick in my ass. I felt the tip of his dick slid in pretty quickly, and he eased the rest of his dick in slowly. This took five to six slow thrusts before I felt his balls on my ass. I gasped, naturally but all of a sudden he groaned and I felt him twitch. It took me a few seconds before I realised he came.😖 I was seriously, in shock.

I asked him what happened? He kept going "sorry, I couldn't hold it. I couldn't hold it". He was still partially hard and inside my ass, so I moved my hips back and forth, more in hopes than anything else. He immediately went soft and pulled out. I was still in such a shock I just knelt there on my couch, on my front porch, like what the fuck just happened?! 😖 He was panting and even in the dark, I could see him blushing. It literally took me a whole minute to catch my senses, and once I did, I told him to get dressed and kinda threw him out. Lol

I got him to put his shorts back on and didn't even give him a chance to put his tshirt on before I walked him to my front gate and told him he had to leave. I wanted him gone so bad I had walked him out butt naked. I didn't care. I pointed him in a general direction and told him to catch a cab from the main road. To give him credit, he was nice enough to leave and not make a scene. For all my troubles, I was left naked in my front porch with cum in my ass and no fucking orgasm.🤣

So yeah, I told that Friend of mine that helped set up the date and even told my husband, who actually found it funny. That's the last time I try fucking anyone I'm not at least familiar or comfortable with. I can't believe I used to do this on a regular basis. Although tonne fair, they never ended up this bad though😳 Fuck. I hope I never bump into him again

partygald 41F
1963 posts
10/18/2017 4:34 am

Whoops. Another long one. Can't believe I wrote this down. Lol
It's fucking embarrassing. Anyways, like my Husband always says, makes a good story though 😝
Thanks for reading


Prof10001 63M
4094 posts
10/18/2017 5:08 am

I'm sorry it didn't go better for you. It was still an exciting read.

Prof10001
Swing by my blog!


discreteSteve62 50M
2169 posts
10/18/2017 11:34 am

Young guys are clueless, aren't they? I sure was when I was really young. Fortunately, I had a fling with a woman who was patient enough to guide me through the basics of giving oral -- which I discovered I really liked. I think my oral was kind of what sealed the deal with my wife when we were dating.

Even when I was young and clueless, I knew enough to make sure the woman has a chance to come, whether that's because I restrain myself during penetration for long enough or make sure to include something that works for her if penetration doesn't do it for her.


LQQK7979 M
441 posts
10/19/2017 5:57 am

Looks like you did everything you could to try and make something out of it. It was hilarious to read....especially the "that's what i'm talking about" holy fuck some guys are hilarious.

I've fucked a lot of strangers in my day, most were really fun, but you get 1 in 10 that seems to have no clue what to do.

You get an E for effort


decorahfun 52M
43 posts
10/19/2017 6:12 am

been there, a former gf and i tried a 3 some with another man, we had met and talked to for months. We decided to meet, and we felt like moving forward, so we did. We got a hotel , and started playing around, gf had us both hard and ready, he slipped a condom on, and in 30 seconds he was soft, he hardly even got in my gf . he kept blaming the condom, and swore he could get hard again and if he could go without condom, he would stay hard. That proved false also as she tried to give him a BJ and her could not get hard even after nearly another 20 minutes. So he got a great show of me doing my gf, but before i was ready to finish, we asked him to leave


partygald 41F
1963 posts
10/20/2017 2:37 am

    Quoting Prof10001:
    I'm sorry it didn't go better for you. It was still an exciting read.

    Prof10001
    Swing by my blog!
Haha! Glad you enjoyed it. It was a lousy experience so...might as well make a good read 😝


partygald 41F
1963 posts
10/20/2017 2:39 am

    Quoting  :

Yea, exactly. But I've got no more capacity for a long term train. Hope he goes on to better things. 😝


partygald 41F
1963 posts
10/20/2017 2:41 am

    Quoting  :

Haha! Exactly!
But the whole experience was such a buzzkill I really didn't even feel like doing that either. Ah well....let's hope this lesson sticks 🤣
Thanks for stopping by


partygald 41F
1963 posts
10/20/2017 2:44 am

    Quoting discreteSteve62:
    Young guys are clueless, aren't they? I sure was when I was really young. Fortunately, I had a fling with a woman who was patient enough to guide me through the basics of giving oral -- which I discovered I really liked. I think my oral was kind of what sealed the deal with my wife when we were dating.

    Even when I was young and clueless, I knew enough to make sure the woman has a chance to come, whether that's because I restrain myself during penetration for long enough or make sure to include something that works for her if penetration doesn't do it for her.
Hahah! To be fair (and not sound age-ist), I don't think his youth was the only factor. It could have been one of the factors but...ah hell. I'm already giving the whole experience more attention than I should 😜
Moving on!

Thanks for stopping by. Again 😉


partygald 41F
1963 posts
10/20/2017 2:45 am

    Quoting rockkickass69v2:
    It could've been worse. He could've smelled like cabbage. LOL!

Lol
True. It could ALWAYS be worse. And cabbage smelling would rank right up there


partygald 41F
1963 posts
10/20/2017 2:46 am

    Quoting LQQK7979:
    Looks like you did everything you could to try and make something out of it. It was hilarious to read....especially the "that's what i'm talking about" holy fuck some guys are hilarious.

    I've fucked a lot of strangers in my day, most were really fun, but you get 1 in 10 that seems to have no clue what to do.

    You get an E for effort
Hahaha!
Yup. I was hell bent on chasing the big O that night😋


partygald 41F
1963 posts
10/20/2017 2:48 am

    Quoting decorahfun:
    been there, a former gf and i tried a 3 some with another man, we had met and talked to for months. We decided to meet, and we felt like moving forward, so we did. We got a hotel , and started playing around, gf had us both hard and ready, he slipped a condom on, and in 30 seconds he was soft, he hardly even got in my gf . he kept blaming the condom, and swore he could get hard again and if he could go without condom, he would stay hard. That proved false also as she tried to give him a BJ and her could not get hard even after nearly another 20 minutes. So he got a great show of me doing my gf, but before i was ready to finish, we asked him to leave
Fuck yea, I know exactly what you mean. It's hard enough with two people trying to get it on. Throw in more bodies into the mix and, well...😝
I've been rather fortunate when it comes to threesomes, but I've still got a few awkward disasters. Yikes. 😖


Havlars2 44M

2/1/2018 5:45 am

It can go so right and so wrong if you add more bodies lol


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