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If this sex cult is a-rocking , leave package by door First things first , I managed to squander my way back up to 100 watchers again somehow . It's a celebration mother fuckers !  An alternate name for this blog I've long held in reserve is "Keeping it 100" which as we all know because we're so hip and young and plugged into the "ene" means ; To keep yourself real and true, to be hst and stick to the way you are, no matter what any else thinks. To tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. To be hst with yourself as well as others. Because there's nothing people like better than when you brag about how you keep things "real" . Usually while catfishing lady tennis ers . Second things second . Just moments ago I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings; Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth . How you ask ? Well it's quite a boring story really . You see I had a stomach bug a while back and even though I know the concept of drinking Spite or Up or whatnot when you have a GI issue is complete nonsense I still went ahead and got myself a 2 liter of Sprite Zero so I could pretend it was healthier . I liked it so I picked up another 2 liter this week and as I was pouring myself a glass something caught my eye - a packet of free strawberry lemon drink mix . Did I dare ? I did . And it is glorious . This is what it is now . This is it . You animals do whatever you want to this planet and each other and all the Gods in the heavens and the turtles in the seas . I am made whole in the house of my enemies . Me and the Strawberry Lemonade Sprite Zero are riding this sumnabitch out to the end together and ya'll can go rew . The book I'm reading mentid offhandedly that relaxation increases arousal like it was a known an accepted fact . Which startled me for a moment . When I stop and think about it makes sense . Whenever a lady has been grinding her snizz all up on me and I wasn't in the mood it was usually because I was stressed out . But it seems counterintuitive because people often talk about sex as a way to relieve stress . Like whenever some is all wound up their peers will remark "Man , Jimmy needs to get laid" . What's really surprising to me is how often women say it about other women . I've heard these words several times "That bitch needs a good assfucking" . Point is that people often look at sex as a way to blow off steam but it seems like if you're all steamclogged you shouldn't be in the mood for sexaction . The point is that dudes who are just out to get laid often employ high pressure tactics - they get all up in a woman's grill like a used Honda salesman who needs to off the Dixie Mafia for the cash he lost on the Sawanee Mountain Catfight Tournament . But if relaxation is what gets people in the mood that's clearly a bad strategy . Obviously if you're a dude out to get laid (and if you're reading this chances are that you're not) what you need to do instead is to chill things out . Maybe that's why SOME people claim that smoking a bowl makes sex more enjoyable - it's not that weed has magic sex powers in and of itself , it's just a reliable method of relaxation . Speaking of dudes just out to get laid the other day I was talking about , as I often do , and I expressed my opinion that even if it was legal I wouldn't partake - not because of moral reasons but because of cost reasons . 100 bucks for a flop and slop ? No way . Way too expensive for something as trivial as sex . I mean that's cordless immersion blender . The fellow to whom I made this remark sneered derisively and said that in this opinion I would bang whores all the time because "when you take a girl out to dinner you drop a hundred bucks" . And I says to him I says "Yeah , but I'm not doing that to get sex . I'm doing that because I want to eat food and I will enjoy the company of the person I'm doing it with . It's not like I feel it was a waste of time if we don't fuck afterwards ." And the look of pure disgust he gave me was sublimely horrible . I often make the claim that men aren't really the poonhouds they're often made out to be and that a lot of that kind of behavior is just -acting . But this guy clearly was a dyed in the wool pussywrangler . He's just trying to get it wet , end of story . So I learned something . There are people like that out there . Which I suppose I should have known . But you know me , I'm an optimist . time there was this movie ed Hancock . It wasn't very good but it wasn't horrible either . It was a good idea executed poorly . Quick sidenote on Hancock , many people remember it as being a flop after a Will Smith's career was an unbridled success and signaled a downturn but Hancock made over 400 million so I don't think you can say it was a flop . Men in Black 3 also made hundreds of millions . It wasn't until After Earth that things took a real nosedive for Mr. Smith . Anyway in the movie Hancock the titular (hehe) Hancock agrees to go to prison as a publish relations stunt - the premise is that he's a superhero but no really likes him . So he's in prison and some of the inmates who he's put away start harassing him and he says if they don't leave him al "I'm going to put your head up his ass" . They don't lay off so he does just that - shoves guy A's head up guy B's ass . I don't like this ene . For a couple reasons . First of all it's ed for laughs in a movie that isn't really the correct t for that sort of thing . Plus it's not funny regardless . Secondly , the dudes threatening Hancock aren't actually capable of hurting him . The whole point of him going to prison was to show people that he didn't think he was better than them . And yet he does this basiy for no reason . It would be analogous to me saying to the UFS heavyw champion "I'm going to tickle you" and them ping my spine . Thirdly and most importantly there's no way that would work . Instead you're just murdering guy . And not because as person said to me "He'd suffocate in these" . NO ! The other guy damn it ! You cannot physiy fit a head up an ass . The best you could do is literally rip the guy in half the shove the head in the gory blood-hole in the dead that used to be an ass on a living dude . But that doesn't count . The suffocation guy upon hearing me say this commented that you COULD shove a head up and ass because the head is the same size as a baby and women push out babies all the time . So I says to him I says "Do you not know the difference between an asshole and a vagina ? Are you suggesting that some should shit out a baby ?" Things went downhill from there . And that's why I almost titled this post "ientists now say that pussies and assholes are not the same thing !" 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Relaxation eh? I think you just explained the "Netflix and chill" phenomenon. Miliennials, they're not so dumb.  
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yeah but babies don't come out of our asses You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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