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A shark's chum  

40Deuce 46M
4633 posts
9/23/2017 3:46 pm

Last Read:
9/26/2017 4:45 pm

A shark's chum


I bet the worst thing about being a wrestling referee is that you never catch your wife cheating .

Read this if you haven't already Speaking of Recycling

Now that I know how to write erotica I've decided to give it a turn .

She was a hotel detective . We were in the state of Connecticut . We talked about the role of the France–Habsburg rivalry in prolonging the 30 Years' War . Suddenly we were confronted with a knife-wielding CHUD . I cringed in fear . She attacked the beast with a Supple Lasagna Kick like a Kung Fu Hustler . She kissed me Swedishly . I dropped her a sassy wink . She gently fingered my asshole . I rubbed my hands over her middle back . We moved to set of the Voice to be more comfortable . I sang "the Hips Don't Lie" . She summoned the Demon Prince Furz-al-lab to stand was witness , who as we all know has 50% physical damage resistance and a soft damage cap of 75 .

We took turns pleasuring each other with strawberries . As our passion reached the bursting point we realized that you don't have to a virgin to practice abstinence and that there are ways to be intimate with someone that don't involve sexual activity and that it is a sin in the eyes of god to have sex outside of the holy rite of marriage . We moved together like Anastasia Davydova and Anastasiya Yermakova at the 2004 Olympics . I crushed her in a bear hug and came . She yell "100 points !" and fell down the stairs . We spooned together peacefully , took a shower together to conserve water and then got dressed and got away from each other as quickly as possible .

Only then did we remember the sea captain . He would have his revenge . . .

In your brain there's something called Adenosine and it only wants to hang out with certain receptors - and when they get together you get drowsy . When caffeine shows up it attaches to those receptors so Adenosine cannot - because those receptors are sluts and caffeine if is a dude with a motorcycle and Adenosine is left to watch porn and jerk it . When the pituitary gland figures out that you're not getting tired it doesn't know that the hell is going on so it thinks there's something bad going on - it starts shooting out adrenaline and dopamine so you can fight like Captain Kirk and endure pain like Bill Shatner's acting coach . And that's why caffeine is addictive . Like guys with motorcycles .

When you drink the booze (I suggest War Juice - whiskey and crab blood) first it hits your cerebral cortex . This makes you more talkative and uninhibited - you know the kind of uninhibited I mean . If you keep drinking the booze infiltrates your hippocampus , this makes you memory get a little wonky and exaggerates your emotions - you know the emotions I mean . If you drink even more the cerebellum gets doused - this effects your coordination and leads to really awkward blowjobs . If you still keep drinking the next stop is your medulla which normally does things like makes you heart beat and your breathers breath and when you but the booze it in it stops doing those things . You could probably keep drinking for a few seconds after this happens .

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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
9/23/2017 3:49 pm

Sculls (hand movements used to propel the body) are the most essential part to synchronised swimming. Commonly used sculls include support scull, stationary scull, propeller scull, alligator scull, torpedo scull, split scull, barrel scull, spinning scull and paddle scull. The support scull is used most often to support the body while a swimmer is performing upside down.

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superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
9/23/2017 5:42 pm

So ... when you rubbed your hands over her middle back was it over her clothes or under? Your answer will determine if I swoon.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 9/24/2017 12:52 pm:
One hand under and one hand over - that's my calling card

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
9/24/2017 3:22 am



Bravo, you greatly improved on my scenarios.


40Deuce replies on 9/24/2017 12:52 pm:
I mean to use that clapping thing on your post but forgot - shame

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