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I only do ass to mouth  I finally got that rare Nine Inch Nails song installed in my house . The winter version of Blower On Burner On is a stone cold classic . My DVR is starting to go wonky on my so I'll probably have to get a new one . Which is a real shame because I have TONs of stuff on there I haven't watched . Tons . And you have to wonder , if I have watched it do I really need it ? Yes , yes I do . So I looked into downloading my recorded programs to an external hard-drive and you want to know what's friggin' classic about that ? You can do that , but then when you try to connect your external hard drive to the new DVR it re-formats the drive and you lose all your shit anyway . Makes you wonder why it's even an option . The word on the street is that with Dish network you can transfer your stuff over which makes me wonder - what does DirecTV have to gain by making it so you can't ? One of my technocrat buddies explained that DirecTV makes it like this on purpose but I can't figure out why . How does that benefit them ? Speaking of , a dude at work was very earnestly explaining that dinosaurs are still around but that the government keeps it under wraps . He 100% believes that he he saw a pterodactyl and that the FBI shot it and covered it up . And I asked him why would they do that . Which I feel is the big flaw in a lot of conspiracy theories . If the earth was flat why would anyone go through the trouble of making us all think it was round ? Aliens I get , if they existed and were coming around probing the anuses of the American public people would lose their shit . But dinosaurs ? People would be delighted if they were still running around . Thanks to Sam Neil and Chris Pratt I'm pretty 11% of the people in the world think dinosaurs are still around . So I don't see the harm . Could you fix my printer for me ? It'll only take a minute if your time . If you can't I totally understand . I mean we're friends and all but I won't be offended if you don't want to . . . . really I wont . Sorry about the rat's nest of cables and the dust . I bought my computer after Windows 95 came out and I haven't really vacuumed under there since then . Also Captain Claws had a few accidents under there an urine is hard to get out of carpet . My computer is SO slow can you make it faster ? I've downloaded everything I've found on the internet , never once un-installed a program and my porn collection extends into the terabytes but I think the slowness is Microsoft's fault . I have this AVI 3some-girl-dragon-and-troll that's taking up 600 MBs but I need to keep that for my taxes . Hey so this thing popped up that asked me if I wanted to download super-silly-funtime-and-free-tacos.exe and I installed it of course , who wouldn't install that ? If there's one thing my grandma taught me it's that you never turn down free tacos . But now there's all these pop-ups and my mouse cursor is shaped like a can of refried beans , can you fix that ? Can you hook me up with a free copy of Final Cut Pro ? I know how clever you are with these things . Also I'm trying to get this lens flare to work on a picture of Captain Claws and I can't ! I've e-mailed you a 75 MB uncompressed TIFF file . Please fix it and send back . Hey man , Barbara backed up the toilet here real bad so I think I need your computer expertise to come over and take a look at it . You can make me a website right ? I need a 20 minute flash intro and then have the "click to enter" button burst into flames and make it jump around so the user has to chase it . My budget is about $0 but were friends so it's cool right ? Captain Claws ate my only HD cable . Do you think you can get him to vomit it up and still make it work ? In other news the cute lady that moved in across the street was outside her house at 6 AM this morning having a set-to with what I assume was/is her boyfriend . She said several times that he was not allowed in her house . So there's that . She looked pretty good in those pink sleep pants though I tell you what . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Well, clearly there's only one solution. Take a week or so of vacation and spend it all catching up on the DVR content, before the current DVR breaks.  
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yes I need help on mine too
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Yea, there's a guy who runs the bakery/coffee shop that truely believes the world is flat, there was never a moon landing, and uh...probably believes Michael Jackson and Elvis are probably jamming together somewhere in some FBI bunkhouse. The last point I'm not sure if that's what he believes but the first two he's taken his time to try to explain to me on many occasion as when I pop by for my morning coffee. He's pretty damn lucky whoever he hired makes really good bread😑 But yes, why would they tell us otherwise if it were true? I Guess there'd be no conspiracy otherwise
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