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Butt punchers butt punching blog A dude getting bitten on the dick by a snake has officially happened enough times it can no longer be termed "news of the weird" . Please adjust accordingly . You know what I've never heard of ? Well a lot of things actually but specifically I've never heard of a snakebite to the pussy . I suppose that's mostly because pussies don't hang outside your pants . I mean even if a woman is peeing in rattlesnake country the chances of her getting bitten in the actual pussy are slim . Plus it seems like strippers and snakes have reached some kind of accord . One time a dude told me that my blog sucked because all I ever do is talk about things I saw rather than things I did - which meant that I was a loser who never does anything . To continue yesterday's topic of ass-grabbery and weird man anger one time I was at a bar with my friends Tracy and Mariachi Jimmy and as she was trying to squeeze through the crowd a dude grabbed Tracy's ass and her immediate reaction was to spin and face MJ and say " Don't punch him !" . Her second reaction was to turn back to the guy and give him an earful . That was second . Consider that . So anyway MJ swears to Tracy that he won't punch and guy - and then as soon as she was out of eyeline he grabbed the dude and headbutted him . Cut to 18 seconds later , we're all outside and Tracy and MJ are screaming at each other and he's saying "You told me not to punch him , I didn't punch him , you said not to punch him and I didn't , etc. etc." Shockingly this didn't assuage her anger . What I have always wondered is did Mariachi Jimmy really think that she wouldn't be mad ? Because that seems impossible . And yet if he knew he was going to piss her off why didn't he just go ahead and punch the guy ? It's hard to imagine what he was thinking there . I feel like this is a common guy maneuver - literally obeying your lady's demands but breaking the spirit of them . "You told me not to bang your sister , I banged your cousin ! You need to be specific Diane !" And I always wonder what their game is - they cant think they're going to get away with it via semantics but yet they act as if they will - because otherwise they'd just go ahead and do the exact thing they weren't supposed to do . It's puzzling . I'm not sure how you women put up with it . Or more importantly why . One of my many reoccurring stress dreams is that I'm out with a lady and some dude or dudes start hassling her . Because what am I supposed to do then ? Try and fight the guy and get my ass kicked or do nothing ? Neither is going to work out well . It's almost like if that happens you might as well just walk away and write off the whole relationship because it's going to be over no matter what you do . It's a no win situation . As we all learned from Season 1 Episode 9 of Louie . Although I do wonder if a woman is into humiliation and domination and she sees her date getting disgraced and abused by some rando is that a turn on ? I feel like it wouldn't be but I don't pretend to know how that all works . I don't remember what movie it is but there's a scene where that happens and the dude stands up for his lady and the other guy kicks the shit out of him and then when they get back home they bang . This might be the most unrealistic movie moment of all time - and I'm including everything that happened in all of Michael Bay's movies . You know what happens after you get home post-ass kicking ? Your lady says that she doesn't feel safe with you and she needs some time apart and then she fucks the contractor working on the pool house - who you kinda know from college . Speaking of this whole safety thing , I was in bed once and my bedmate woke me up because she thought she heard someone downstairs . So I went and looked because it was easier to just acquiesce than make it a "thing" but once I was back in bed I did ask her "What's the point of me doing that ? There's only two options , either it's nothing in which case there's no reason to do anything , or there is someone down there in which case what ? I get murdered ? How is that a good outcome ?" Reason # 7441 why I'm single . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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You need to look at the "noise downstairs" from the woman's point of view .... If it's nothing, she didn't waste her time getting out of a warm bed to look. If it's something - you've been thrown under the virtual bus and she has time to call the cops and then hide. THAT kind of thinking might explain why I haven't remarried. (and NO - that is not how I became a widow) Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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i think you pull the woman into bed, call the police and wait. no one gets hurt and you might get sex. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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